Killed to Death

Vincenzo Almaratti (Guled Abdi) owns and operates a junkyard, where he tragically finds the remains of his cousin once removed, who was like a cousin to him. Along with Benicio Bottelini, the junkyard’s greeter, they talk Daewoos, chains, and John Travolta.

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Ronaldo Christensen (Stevey Hunter), pro footballer, finds his manager dead in the locker room after another loss in Philadelphia. He talks about his father, the founder of 7-11, as well as his referee cousin Marcus, and the thousands of fans that wear masks of his face that could be Taylor Swift.

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Goodford Profin (Adam Cawley) is an interior designer, specializing in helping people fix their own interiors as well as those of their homes, willingly or not. As part of a funny story, he finds client his Elise dead, and with Goodford 2, soccer player / “muscle”, they delve in to a true mystery involving cooking classes and British slang.

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Empathic sound engineer Piper Peterpoff (Brendan Kane) overhears his talent being killed in the booth. The boys try to get to the bottom of the fatal spinning, as they talk chapstick, a suspicious natural phenomenon, and try to record a radio commercial for a special client.

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Innisfil exterminator Philomena Watson (Sinthea Chowdhury) finds the Mayor dead in his house after being summoned to deal with a rat. They talk transit, the north vs south, and the vial of tears from a crazy witch.

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Jason Highland (Matt McCready), accountant at Alex Carswell’s, finds owner Florian Madison (formerly Alex Carswell, formerly Moo-Wa) spraying blood at his desk. They talk about the building’s ghost tour group, Looney Tunes, trivia nights, twins, and a cursed immortal being named Pin.

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Audrey (Sarah Bennett) heard the mutiny against her father Captain Flame aboard research submarine Gryphon. She talks about aquatic society, walking the plank, and shows the boys the photos of frogs that she Googles. Periscope operator Grofin also joins the investigation to yap.

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A murder during a baby shower is witnessed by the future godmother Diane Lane (no relation) (Alana Johnston). She talks about her juice business, Benedict Catering Company’s catering company, and reunites with her ex-husband Dr. Clem Rodriguez.

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Hot dog vendor James Penticton (Andrew Bushell) finds another vendor drowned in nacho cheese at the baseball stadium. Along with a stadium bully/artist, they talk about hot dog ideas, circle shaped appendages, and check IMDb.

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Old rig workers Larry Goldstead and Rick Pickford (Brandon Craggs and J.J. Greenberg) come ashore to discuss the death of their friend Trevor, a beautiful man potentially involved in an affair. They also talk holes, mermaids, and plane crashes with their boss Montgomery.

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