On the 500th episode of a 500 episode podcast, carrot farmer Chip Chocolate (Gavin Pounds) finds a body in his barn. He talks about his patent for keeping his suit white, his attic upbringing, and his rival Denny Barf infiltrates his life, disguised as a tall cop.

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News anchor Tina Tongle (Shannon Lahaie) of the 8585 Codgersfield 24/7 news team, witnesses the horrific death of weatherman Wart Burtman. Though it appears to have just been the swamp muskie, she has a bigger theory involving two of the towns most respected citizens, and how they relate to a specific viral moment from her past…

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After a tragedy at a traveling 3 ring circus, Spongy the Flying Man (Chris Leveille) lends his expertise. He (as well as his pal, the magician Lou) talks about the circus layout, how wet he is, and breaks everything in the room.

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Marathon runner Barry Pisslips (né Shitlegs) (Mike Mongiardi) finds another body during a race. The race is on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, so Barbossa also joins to talk shooting off Barry’s penis, seafood boils, and remembering the lyrics to All Star.

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A body is found in a bagel store, and Diana, Princess of Wales (Ben Sosa Wright) helps get to the bottom of the mystery. She talks repurposing an Apple store, Jam Day, and they all stage a recreation of United 93 to better understand our universe.

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A body is found on a golf course by Baby Alien (Meg MacKay), a small blue cube with feet from a jello planet. They talk about documentaries, wolverines, and to Baby Alien (Steve), a pork chop whose belly is his head, also from the jello planet. They also get to hear some music.

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A skeleton is found glowing in the dentist chair of Dr. Gil Gonad (Tim Blair), a dentist ever since choosing wrong as a baby and missing out on Dalai Lama. Along with hygienist Torm, they review security footage, talk Octopus, Star Wars, and the logistics of time travel to get to the bottom of the tragedy.

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Olympic athlete Beevil Kneivel (Carley Thorne) talks about the sport of Escape Rooms at the 2025 Sochi games, where they discovered a body in the Olympic Village. Along with another Olympian, they also talk pink eye, orbs, and which days of the week are odd/even.

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Ethel Frederickson Decimal (Laura Del Maschio), of the Dewey Decimal system dynasty, is part of a knitting club. But tragedy strikes when Marjorie Appel, another member of the group, is found murdered.

Whether it be the party bus, the elevator to hell, or the Pool Keeper, the boys try to sort through the mysteries of the Appel mansion and fortune.

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Professional poker player Billy Wenceslas Jr. (Rhys Naylor) finds a long time rival dead at the table before their tournament. (As the helicopter with the corpse inside crash landed on the rooftop during the practice run). He talks about his dream town, the Ocean’s crew, and the hospital/casino manager who had all his clothes and hair blow away.

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