Killed to Death

Fœrk Olsen (Ajahnis Charley), 7 foot tall Norwegian, talks about a death onboard a luxury yacht during its auction. They talk about the various rich bidders, the massive boat itself, and proves to be much more knowledgable in the current goings on at Loblaws Corp than either Griffin or Steve. A second Norwegian then joins.

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Monica Marbles, owner of the Cwazy Cat Cafe (Maddy Foley), finds the skeleton of one of her regulars. She discusses how she handles the emotions of her cats, the screenplay the victim was writing, and both the greeter and his alter ego arrive to help.

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Dick Gator (Sachin Sinha) unfortunately plugs his business, and talks about a gout surgery where he awoke to find the surgical team dead around him. Along with anesthesiologist Horace Wallace, they talk Inception, the foot surgery, and once again, unfortunately, Dick’s sex toy company.

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Jam (Nathan Hare) a burglar, aspiring Subway owner, and funny songwriter, finds the body of Excel, heiress to the gum company, dead in her mansion while robbing it. He takes the boys through the day, from trying out his funny songs on her, to breaking his foot, and ultimately entering her residence. He’s also trying to sell iPhones.

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Food truck idea man Fergus Chairman (Michelle Hart) discovers the chef dead on the floor. He chats about what they serve at the Creat Truck, the sweet 16 they were at (complete with a jello statue), and they talk to Ricky, another employee of the truck with an important job.

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Vincenzo Almaratti (Guled Abdi) owns and operates a junkyard, where he tragically finds the remains of his cousin once removed, who was like a cousin to him. Along with Benicio Bottelini, the junkyard’s greeter, they talk Daewoos, chains, and John Travolta.

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Ronaldo Christensen (Stevey Hunter), pro footballer, finds his manager dead in the locker room after another loss in Philadelphia. He talks about his father, the founder of 7-11, as well as his referee cousin Marcus, and the thousands of fans that wear masks of his face that could be Taylor Swift.

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Goodford Profin (Adam Cawley) is an interior designer, specializing in helping people fix their own interiors as well as those of their homes, willingly or not. As part of a funny story, he finds client his Elise dead, and with Goodford 2, soccer player / “muscle”, they delve in to a true mystery involving cooking classes and British slang.

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Empathic sound engineer Piper Peterpoff (Brendan Kane) overhears his talent being killed in the booth. The boys try to get to the bottom of the fatal spinning, as they talk chapstick, a suspicious natural phenomenon, and try to record a radio commercial for a special client.

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Innisfil exterminator Philomena Watson (Sinthea Chowdhury) finds the Mayor dead in his house after being summoned to deal with a rat. They talk transit, the north vs south, and the vial of tears from a crazy witch.

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