Killed to Death

Proud mother of 3, Martha Climpton (Alexa MacKell), returns from vacation to find her landscaper dead in the pool. She talks about the pool chemist priest, her indoor son, and the Church of the Muppets.

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UPS driver Fleabag McSkinnims (Malik Powell) finds another dead in the back of his truck along his Front St. route. Together with The Pres, they talk about driving into the sun and the drunk Italian snowman, on the tragic day Fleabag put his car in stop.

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Dean Stauchveil (Paul Bates) is still covered head to toe in the blood of a fellow protestor at their construction site boycott. He talks about the preserve market, the current pit, Vincent D’Onofrio, and Teddy Roosebelt steamrolls in.

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Future Alabama Hog Blinky Lomax (Leigh Cameron) was on a trip to Italy before University, when she found her travel companion dead. They try to figure out if it was a slow acting poison or being thrown into a volcano, and Australian hunk Mak tries to complete a triangle.

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When a shark cage is raised, diver Chastity Bell (Alessandra Vite) is the first to see the stabbed corpse inside. She talks about the tour of Dawson’s Creek they were on, and the gang loosely discusses subjects like the Day the Music Died, vending machines, and Evelyn “Grams” Ryan.

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Performer in the Hamilt Opera, Lucinda (Elanja Corosky) tragically discovers her peer dead in their shared dressing room. They discuss audience voting, Alberta’s “dark art”, and stage manager Frank talks about his career and current life.

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Jeff (Dan Beirne) discovers what turns out to be his old roommate in one of the tanks in Ripley’s Aquarium during his Toronto trip. With Mr. Ripley himself, they talk about sirens, Bob Marley, and INS Market.

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Antique store owner Syphilis Montpellier (Ghazal Ghiami) discovers a corpse in a wardrobe. She talks to the boys about the slope of her store, a Prince Andrew baseball card, and deals with a couple looking for a refund.

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Grade 12 student Nicky Duff (Mike Mildon) finds one of the prom chaperones – substitute teacher Mr. Laces – dead during the dance. He joins the boys to talk about relationships and family, All is Lost, and Tracey Bowling-Ball.

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Pool shark Sandra Dean (Nicole Passmore) talks about finding a rival dead in the bar. Alex Cabrera-Aragon fills in for Griffin, and all 3 discuss whether or not the victim was a snack, who could beat Serena Williams, and jarred eggs.

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