EPISODE FIVE: PRODUCT IN THE BASEMENT

An unusual refugee takes Part-Time Detective Trevor Campbell on a tour of “the pyramids.” Whips crack, hips roll, and an old school chum breaks down domination — just in time for petty theft to kick off Queerial’s first-ever RADIO-FRIENDLY CHASE SCENE™.

But when the tapes hit the pavement, it all goes to hell.

This episode includes:

Part-Time Detective Tips: 3 • Life-Saving Plastic Nodes: Two • Mysterious Locations: 4 • RADIO-FRIENDLY CHASE SCENES™: 1 • ALF Cameos: One (please don’t sue us). • Bananarama-adjacent encounters: Isn’t one technically three?

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A brush with death leaves Part-Time Detective Trevor Campbell with a few bruises — and some new leads. Original sin goes in the spin cycle, an old CI goes nuts over green melon, and a desperate woman bites back.

And then something goes bump in the darkest alley…

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This episode includes:

Part-Time Detective Tips: 3 • Tiny Bibles: One, then many • Mysterious Locations: 5 • High-speed Robot Hate Crimes: 1 • Free Samples: None — THAT’S RIGHT, NONE. • Wet Snakes: One too many

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Presented by: You Made Me Queer! and The Sonar Network.

Writer, Host, Producer and Sound Designer: Trevor Campbell

This episode featured Owen Ever, Aaron Banes, Lauren McEnemy, Stephanie Malek, Meghan Hoople, Nug Nahrgang, Joy Thompson, Rachel Brittain and a text-to-speech avatar named Kimberly as Ruby 3000.

Our theme and all of our music is by Kritty. For more of her work, visit lavenderbusiers.bandcamp.com.

You can find extra clues and case notes for this episode at trevorcampbell.ca/queerial. We’re on Instagram with the handle @youmademequeer.

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ABOUT QUEERIAL:

Ask anyone: something, somewhere, is making people queer.

In this limited series, full-time queer, part-time detective Trevor Campbell follows the fingerprints and feather boas back to the original scene of the crime. Hyper-sexual fungus bugs? Deepfake pyramid schemers? Career candy stripers from Peach Springs, Arizona? Anything’s game when the game’s afoot. You won’t believe what develops in the dark room of this hard-boiled, half-scripted absurdist radio noir.

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Part-Time Detective Trevor Campbell has a bit of bad luck that overstays its welcome. Bad blood, bad omens, bad seeds — and Bad Girls.

Beep beep! Toot toot!

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This episode includes:

Part-Time Detective Tips: 4 • Long-Lost Lovers: 2 • Mysterious Locations: 5 • Disco Vendettas: 1 • Dream Sequences: 2 (if you don’t count the third one) • OBMs: One Bajillion+

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Presented by: You Made Me Queer! and The Sonar Network.

Writer, Host, Producer and Sound Designer: Trevor Campbell

This episode featured Owen Ever, Aaron Banes, Lauren McEnemy, Stephanie Malek, Meghan Hoople, Nug Nahrgang, Joy Thompson, Rachel Brittain and a text-to-speech avatar named Kimberly as Ruby 3000.

Our theme and all of our music is by Kritty. For more of her work, visit lavenderbusiers.bandcamp.com.

You can find extra clues and case notes for this episode at trevorcampbell.ca/queerial. We’re on Instagram with the handle @youmademequeer.

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ABOUT QUEERIAL:

Ask anyone: something, somewhere, is making people queer.

In this limited series, full-time queer, part-time detective Trevor Campbell follows the fingerprints and feather boas back to the original scene of the crime. Hyper-sexual fungus bugs? Deepfake pyramid schemers? Career candy stripers from Peach Springs, Arizona? Anything’s game when the game’s afoot. You won’t believe what develops in the dark room of this hard-boiled, half-scripted absurdist radio noir.

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An old flame shoots sparks in Part-Time Detective Trevor Campbell’s rented office. Public transit is out for blood, drag goes dressage, and a tortured writer shares the dark secret of her family estate.

And then the symptoms start.

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This episode includes:

Part-Time Detective Tips: 7 • Phantom Phone Calls: 1 • Mysterious Locations: 4 • Welsh Mountain Ponies: 1 • Mail-Order Brides: 0 (and that’s a problem) • Minutes in Heaven: 7

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Presented by: You Made Me Queer! and The Sonar Network.

This episode featured Kristopher James Truchan, Lauren Deborah, Natalie Duncan, Filip Jeremic, Caroline Moore, Rachel Brittain, Slappy Davis, Caleb Buys, Nug Nahrgang, Brie Salonga, Johnnie Walker, and a text-to-speech avatar named Kimberly as Ruby 3000.

Our theme and all of our music is by Kritty. For more of her work, visit lavenderbusiers.bandcamp.com.

You can find extra clues and case notes for this episode at trevorcampbell.ca/queerial. We’re on Instagram with the handle @youmademequeer.

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ABOUT QUEERIAL:

Ask anyone: something, somewhere, is making people queer.

In this limited series, full-time queer, part-time detective Trevor Campbell follows the fingerprints and feather boas back to the original scene of the crime. Hyper-sexual fungus bugs? Deepfake pyramid schemers? Career candy stripers from Peach Springs, Arizona? Anything’s game when the game’s afoot. You won’t believe what develops in the dark room of this hard-boiled, half-scripted absurdist radio noir.

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Part-Time Detective Trevor Campbell is at the end of his rope when he’s handed the biggest case of his career by mysterious matriarch Eve Majors: Who is Patient Queero?

With the help of his text-to-speech royalty-free A.I.-powered robot assistant Ruby 3000, he chases his first lead: a big book at the public library. Unfortunately, it’s all about bugs.

But so is everything else.

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This episode includes:

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Presented by: You Made Me Queer! and The Sonar Network

This episode featured Kristopher James Truchan, Lauren Deborah, Natalie Duncan, Filip Jeremic, Caroline Moore, Rachel Brittain, Slappy Davis, Caleb Buys, Nug Nahrgang, Brie Salonga, Johnnie Walker, and a text-to-speech avatar named Kimberly as Ruby 3000.

Our theme and all of our music is by Kritty. For more of her work, visit lavenderbusiers.bandcamp.com.

You can find extra clues and case notes for this episode at trevorcampbell.ca/queerial. We’re on Instagram with the handle @youmademequeer.

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ABOUT QUEERIAL:

Ask anyone: something, somewhere, is making people queer.

In this limited series, full-time queer, part-time detective Trevor Campbell follows the fingerprints and feather boas back to the original scene of the crime. Hyper-sexual fungus bugs? Deepfake pyramid schemers? Career candy stripers from Peach Springs, Arizona? Anything’s game when the game’s afoot. You won’t believe what develops in the dark room of this hard-boiled, half-scripted absurdist radio noir.

Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Queerial is a comedic-surrealist radio noir that tackles our era’s greatest mystery: what on earth is making everybody queer?

Join full-time queer, part-time detective Trevor Campbell as he follows the fingerprints and feather boas back to the original scene of the crime. Hyper-sexual fungus bugs? Deepfake pyramid schemers? Career candy stripers from Peach Springs, Arizona? Anything’s game when the game’s afoot.

Inspired by the our new era of moral panic, Queerial shoehorns 41 odd-ball interviews into a fresh take on classic noir to show just how far we’ll go to make our case.

The investigation begins on Thursday, Feb. 27 wherever you get your podcasts. Only on The Sonar Network.

Extra clues and case notes: trevorcampbell.ca/queerial

Instagram : @youmademequeer

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On the series finale of YMMQ!: Danny Roberts (MTV’s The Real World) talks Czech eye candy, spiders vs. snakes and the mother of all reality shows (spoiler: it’s not Marjorie Taylor Greene).

From the bottom of my big, bent heart, thank you for five monstrous seasons. Until next time, remember: we’re here, we’re queer, and it’s your fault!

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If you’ve enjoyed You Made Me Queer!, please rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts or send us some love at [email protected].

Instagram: @youmademequeer

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As we careen towards our FINAL episode, we’re taking it back to the series debut of YMMQ! with our very (!) first (!) guest (!): sweet-toothed sweetheart Colin Asuncion.

Original air date: (02/07/21)

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