Killed to Death

Jason Highland (Matt McCready), accountant at Alex Carswell’s, finds owner Florian Madison (formerly Alex Carswell, formerly Moo-Wa) spraying blood at his desk. They talk about the building’s ghost tour group, Looney Tunes, trivia nights, twins, and a cursed immortal being named Pin.

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Audrey (Sarah Bennett) heard the mutiny against her father Captain Flame aboard research submarine Gryphon. She talks about aquatic society, walking the plank, and shows the boys the photos of frogs that she Googles. Periscope operator Grofin also joins the investigation to yap.

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A murder during a baby shower is witnessed by the future godmother Diane Lane (no relation) (Alana Johnston). She talks about her juice business, Benedict Catering Company’s catering company, and reunites with her ex-husband Dr. Clem Rodriguez.

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Hot dog vendor James Penticton (Andrew Bushell) finds another vendor drowned in nacho cheese at the baseball stadium. Along with a stadium bully/artist, they talk about hot dog ideas, circle shaped appendages, and check IMDb.

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Old rig workers Larry Goldstead and Rick Pickford (Brandon Craggs and J.J. Greenberg) come ashore to discuss the death of their friend Trevor, a beautiful man potentially involved in an affair. They also talk holes, mermaids, and plane crashes with their boss Montgomery.

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Gifted basketball player Piano Tweezeless (Emma Decorte) talks about the Academy in Thrive, ON, her dream life, and finding head coach Duke Bonk dead. Along with the only teacher at the academy, they try to figure out who shot and tattooed and atomic wedgied the late Coach.

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Ringus (Kyle Patan) talks about his pool, and the tragic killing of his best friend Pug. He talks about how everyone in Ottawa hates him, including the Ottawa Vigilante Rhino, his improv shows, and the construction of the pool itself.

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Ed Ging (Edward Choi) is a New York metal detector, who uncovers the buried corpse of one of the lifeguards at the beach he frequents. He outlines his dream SNL cast, talks about his best beach finds, and aggressively yells at Griffin and Steve!

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Venetian gondolier Diana Might (Ghazal Ghiami) happened to be the guide when an esteemed professor was killed during a tour. She talks about her route around the hotel, the potential Truman show scenario she’s found herself in, and they try to solve the crime with the help of a straight German couple.

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Lacey Lou (Lily Langen) finds a body in the corn maze at a fall fair. She talks about the Times Square brothel that runs the fair, the fair’s other attractions like crow throw, and to the custodian of the victim.

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