Jimmy and Sam help shake off your post-international break hangover by diving back into this weekend's EPL results, starting with a heartfelt genuflection about what the Tottenham/Liverpool game says about each club (2:50) followed by our first -- of many -- caller voicemail questions (13:14). We follow that up with thots on Watford/United (16:49), lessons from Chelsea's in win over Cardiff (19:21), and a lovefest for Bournemouth's Ryan Fraser (29:28), Palace's Wilfy Zaha as MVP (31:21) and world-beaters West Ham (34:55), then wrap up EPL with an extremely controversial Top 4 / Bottom 3 debate (42:23). Next up is a brief lap around the rest of the world, featuring discussions about La Liga (47:10), Serie A (49:51), Bundesliga (54:53) and MLS (56:53), including another listener voicemail (104:57). Last but not least we run through everything worth watching this midweek during Champions League's first matchday (109:58), including previews and predictions for all biggest boner-inducing fixtures coming up on Tuesday and Wednesday.