Everyone's offended as Roseanne gets the boot but Sam Bee survives, Ales Jones saves Incel Jesus, viral video of a New Jersey beach arrest doesn't show the whole picture, plus a whole bunch of good policy news that Nancy Pelosi hates for some reason. 

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ITEMS REFERENCED Lactatia has a message for her haters: http://bit.ly/2J5UPxL Buffalo Wild Wings hacked: http://bit.ly/2J8akpc Man ejected from vehicle onto roof: https://youtu.be/eOGJ4I3iEeQ FBI agent's gun discharges while bar dancing: https://dpo.st/2sDk4fP Roseanne tweet timeline: https://cnnmon.ie/2JgtOHb Roseanne apologizes: http://bit.ly/2JbcQuY ESPN hires Olbermann despite his tweets: http://bit.ly/2soOPFk CNN commentator says all Trump voters are racist: https://youtu.be/Yf_URk6U0CQ CNN panel rips Ivanka over tweet: http://bit.ly/2sBdK8U Sam Bee calls Ivanka a feckless C word: http://bit.ly/2su7BeE Bee apologizes: https://fxn.ws/2svVSvV Trump calls for Bee's firing: http://bit.ly/2sCEEgy USA Today coverage of Bee: http://bit.ly/2sCYV5I WaPo coverage of Bee: https://wapo.st/2HdJbLvNYT coverage of Bee: http://bit.ly/2Hi4SKrKaj-Erik Eriksen tweet: http://bit.ly/2swVVHS Vulture op-ed: http://bit.ly/2HhK45HHello Giggles op-ed: http://bit.ly/2sBN6wt San Diego Tribune op-ed: http://bit.ly/2HfJpltBrooke Baldwin rips Samantha Bee: https://youtu.be/2kixh3SUdr0 NOFX's joke: http://bit.ly/2kLPRrsNOFX apologizes: http://bit.ly/2svVgX5 Alex Jones interviews Michael Rotondo and gives him $3 grand: https://youtu.be/z3Wtpywp9Bg Michael Rotondo calls the cops on his dad over legos: https://fxn.ws/2sBaH0bNew Jersey viral arrest footage: http://bit.ly/2kLFsfD New Jersey arrest bodycam footage: http://bit.ly/2J45tVN Right to try bill: https://fxn.ws/2KNnN20North Korea talks back on: https://bit.ly/2xfPXkbMay jobs report: https://cnb.cx/2Jcx2s7 Market Watch op-ed likens Trump's release to insider tranding: https://on.mktw.net/2Jcp5raPelosi laments the jobs report: http://bit.ly/2kNtodI Costco giving all workers a raise: http://bit.ly/2HgogHY GOP creates ad of Pelosi and MS-13: http://bit.ly/2sD4IIn