"A bunch of idiots ramble about their usual bullshit."

We need to talk about the fire but God controls Fridays and he wanted us to focus on immigration. Apparently, we're going to see a lot more serious consequences from our open borders. God also wants Gavin to check in on his childhood pal.

It's the last Serious Tuesday before the holidays so we need to catch up on 2 Live jews, Carry On, The Madness, the NYYR gala, Gavin's "profanity-laced tirades," the mysterious drones, Hannah Kobayashi's dead dad, Roger Avery on J6, Justin Trudeau's faggotry, the fall of Britain, Derek Heggie's Islamophobia, autistic trans kids, Michael Conahan's Cash for Kids scandal, Biden's pardon, and a massive update of our Terrible Black Female Politicians.

Gavin and Anthony recap Atlantic City, animals having consciousness, and the apparent alien invasion.

Michelle Obama's in the White House and Gavin's in the dog house, as robots continue to fail, Wakanda still can't skate, Matt Walsh keeps stealing, Islam's still wrong, Mexico's president Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo comes around, January 6 is getting acquitted, and black female politicians are not even coming to work.

Kill The Bee Gees, The Rolling Stones were all right, New York Young Republicans got ripped off, Alex Stein is Charlie Kirt, white men in commercials, and here's "10 Things Matt Walsh Stole From Me."

If Kamala wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It does.

In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and force Tim Pool to quit.

We need to bring cool sayings back, female comedians need to cut the sex talk out, Tommy Robinson needs to be free to protect kids, Ta-Nehisi Coates needs black friends, black female politicians need some meritocracy, Trump needs to be president, and Hawk-Tuah Harris needs to fuck off.