Turns out Matt has mono, but we power on and chat the 'scandal' of the week at the border and all the fake news coverage, Bill Maher doubles down on his hopes for recession, a classic hoax hate incident emerges in Michigan, backwards swastikas and all, and more! 

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ITEMS REFERENCED
Weird animal killed in Montana was in fact a wolf: https://cbsn.ws/2lyEnbk
Trump's executive order: http://bit.ly/2lpPWS5
Kids in Customs and Border Protection custody to be reunited with parents by Sunday night: https://cbsn.ws/2tAaKd5
MSNBC panel says these are concentration camps: http://bit.ly/2ltHH7o
'Trump is H*tler' CNN and MSNBC supercut: http://bit.ly/2lt0pfE
Maddow cries: https://youtu.be/DKuIjT-k-C8
Lewandowski says 'womp womp': https://youtu.be/Ad5ta40Guok
Time's cover story: http://time.com/5317522/donald-trump-border-cover/
But that girl was never separated from her mom: https://dailym.ai/2lrW8ZV
And wasn't removed from her mother forcibly: http://bit.ly/2yChZqT
And was crying from fatigue and thirst from the journey: http://bit.ly/2lxdxjX
10-year-old with Down Syndrome isn't related to zero-tolerance policy: http://bit.ly/2tAySMX
Congress is working on a compromise bill, could get vote next week: https://cbsn