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ITEMS REFERENCED Weird animal killed in Montana was in fact a wolf: https://cbsn.ws/2lyEnbk Trump's executive order: http://bit.ly/2lpPWS5Kids in Customs and Border Protection custody to be reunited with parents by Sunday night: https://cbsn.ws/2tAaKd5 MSNBC panel says these are concentration camps: http://bit.ly/2ltHH7o'Trump is H*tler' CNN and MSNBC supercut: http://bit.ly/2lt0pfEMaddow cries: https://youtu.be/DKuIjT-k-C8 Lewandowski says 'womp womp': https://youtu.be/Ad5ta40GuokTime's cover story: http://time.com/5317522/donald-trump-border-cover/ But that girl was never separated from her mom: https://dailym.ai/2lrW8ZVAnd wasn't removed from her mother forcibly: http://bit.ly/2yChZqT And was crying from fatigue and thirst from the journey: http://bit.ly/2lxdxjX 10-year-old with Down Syndrome isn't related to zero-tolerance policy: http://bit.ly/2tAySMX Congress is working on a compromise bill, could get vote next week: https://cbsn.ws/2ly9wf8Progressive Democrats are going with 'abolish ICE' instead: https://nbcnews.to/2luFyIH Peter Strzok escorted out of FBI HQ: https://cnn.it/2lnAHck House GOPer unmasks identities of anti-Trump FBI agents: https://nyp.st/2lqdBSsMass shooting nobody cared about: https://nyti.ms/2yEGqE3Bill Maher doubles down: https://youtu.be/joxYLYD5eoQ Richard Painter's 'dumpster fire' ad: https://youtu.be/6QFPdGiD8EE PA State Rep gives the finger to Pence: http://bit.ly/2luAQut Maxine Waters calls for harassment of Trump cabinet members: http://bit.ly/2yBEuML Hoax hate original facebook post: http://archive.is/1phhT Hoax hate GoFundMe: http://archive.is/0gEv1 Hoax hate local news story: http://bit.ly/2lvCwny