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Hey Campers, get away from that big scary, stinky bug and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about the horrible and gruesome story of the Vampire of Sacramento, Richard Chase, and how his shrinking heart, lack of blood, and shifting skull bones led him on a killing spree that shocked even us...and we're horrible people. We also tell you about the NASA space probes Voyager 1 and 2 and the collection of media they have for aliens to find, including nudes, big stinky bug pictures, and Mongolian throat music.