This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it’s disgusting. Enjoy!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-new user-generated quiz called “I’ll Read You the First Sentence and You Have to Tell Me What Book it Comes From” (thanks @TheWalkingDog6), Matt goes podcast prestige with his recounting of his awful pizza party experience, some hot dino facts about dumb dino names get dropped and, yes, Todd is still bad.

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