New book week! Matt resists the call to adventure and watches so many other kids pay the price! Chris quits skateboarding twice, yet somehow still becomes a champion! What kind of champion, you ask? Find out now!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Is It a Skate Trick or Is It a Fake Trick quiz, the guys make their Predictions official, there’s tons of new jangles, and we’re back in Edward Packard’s mind so you know this will be an amazing ride!

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This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku quiz, the final Creeptobscare Challenge Wild Card involves memorization which is totally great, the guys put their grubby fingies in ooky toppings, and EVERYONE PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY CREEPTOBSCARE!

Photos of the touchy-feely-creepy pizza toppings are below. Putting in a big space to avoid spoilers.

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• Here’s the poor pizza before toppings were added.
• Chris’ toppings for Matt: Witch Fingers (imitation crab), Mummy Fingers (jerky meats), and Frankenstein Fingers (heart of palm).
• Matt’s toppings for Chris: Witch’s Teeth (pistachios in ham glaze, top left), Witch’s Toes (cheesey lil smokeys with banana chip nails), Witch’s Heart (tomato in ketchup).
• Close-up of them lil piggies.
• Matt’s slice.
• Chris’ pathetic slice.

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This week, Matt accidentally uses tough love to teach a big lesson, Chris discovers something earth-shattering about creature biology, and your mind will be blown by a hot new concept in Halloween costuming!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a scary movie-themed round of the Synonym Quiz, Matt lobs Chris what he thinks is a total Scaryoke soft ball, and if you want to sound like a ghost you just gotta always inward talk.

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This week, Creeptobscare continues to barrel along as Matt doubles his trouble, Chris gets into the movie picture business, and someone can’t name a single person from the entire last year of pop culture!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Stephen King-themed round of the Mishy Mashy Quiz, Chris gets into Halloween costume choices in the new segment What ‘Stume are You Doin?, and Templeton absolutely is so dead.

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This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin, and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges? Is anyone?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the One Word Witch Quiz (thanks, Ty!), the guys randomly generate new friends in Let’s Roll a Dude: Secret Hal Edition, and you know things are gonna get banonzas!

Scroll down past the Let’s Roll a Dude tables to see the terrible pic Matt drew for this week’s Creeptobscare challenge!

Your pal Hal seems like a normal kid, but he’s way more than meets the eye. When the poopy hits the fan, he becomes his true self!

Grab a d6 and roll up your very own Hal!

Aaaaand here’s Matt’s drawing.

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BOO! Blow the dust off that ol’ bowl of candy corn, it’s Creeptobscare time again! This year, the bros are going 5 straight weeks in fish monster heaven! But will they be able to find all 10 endings and finish the book before Creeptobscare ends? WILL THEY?!

Also, Chris is challenged to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Spoopy Edition, Matt battles the clock CYOB-style as Chris kicks off the Creeptobscare Challenge, a burlap brother appears, fish creature loves Karate Kid, and skateboard champonships will have to wait for now!

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This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction is a License Plate (see plate “numbers” below), the guys get to Thinking Outside the Box about how to make a great impression on your first day of school, and there’s an awful lot of people coming face-to-face with horrible glop just so you know.

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This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn’t feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Fictional Character Matt Kind of Looks Like Right Now Because of His New Glasses, BattleCards make their first—and almost certainly not last—appearance, and it seems like some folks on Discord were concerned about the short length of episodes lately. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?!

Voting for the next book is donezo! What will it be? Listen to find out! Or, if it’s easier, simply exist a week from when Matt is writing this and you will just see what it is on the website.

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This week, Chris becomes famous! Matt brings joy and the thrill of discovery to an entire civilization! But are these the same ending? Dang you guys it’s getting hard at the end of this book!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Which Yule Are You? (thanks, Mouse on a Moose!), the guys check the User Mailbag, Matt debuts the new segment If You Remember This One Specific Thing We Did In An Episode Of This Book I Will Give You 25 Real Dollars, and Dolphumans are deeply disappointed!

Let’s keep voting! Pick the book you want to hear most! Head into the Discord and vote with a cute emoji in the Announcements channel, or heart your favorite reply on the bluesky! (Sorry, they don’t do polls yet still.)

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Can it be?! Is it possible?! Could the dummy brothers get the same exact read two episodes in a row? Or will one brother dig deep and save the day with a thrilling twist?! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW! (Yes.)

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Balatro Joker (thanks, Jellyfish Lightning!), the bros get to some monster matching with a surprisingly tough round of Who Do You Ship?, someone’s been livin’ that sleep life, and did you know we’ve been reading this book since DECEMBER?!

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