Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!
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Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms!, the guys Roll Up Dudes (tables below!), blowholes are counted, and here comes a King Kaiju!
Let’s Roll a Dude
Ranger Vibe!1. Steely-eyes and gritted teeth; you’ve seen it all2. Wide-eyed wonder; everything is so new and exciting!3. The monsters are precious and must be protected at all costs4. I am the only line between these vicious monsters and my fellow humans5. I love to party and monsters make parties better6. When no one’s lookin imma eat a monsterPreferred Rangering outfit!1. Vest, explorer hat, pockets everywhere2. No shirt, no shoes, no problems3. Straight up that bear armor that one guy made4. Mmm fleece5. National Park dress uniform – buttoned up and all business6. Don’t matter how hot it is. Leather tip to toeTragic backstory that led you to become a Monster Ranger!1. Had a pet monster but it was taken away when you were a kid because it was getting huge and looked so hungry. You hope to find it again someday.2. Bigfoot stole your bike and shoved you down a hill3. Swallowed by a sea serpent and stuck slowly moving through it for three days. Resucers made the monster swallow capri suns and lunchables in the packaging so you had something to eat. Eventually a diarrhetic was administered and everyone almost died from throwing up.4. Best friend was a werewolf but they told everyone who your 7th grade crush was even though you were like do NOT tell anyone5. Parents absolutely ripped to pieces by a chupacabra6. You were a monster but got curedGear you wouldn’t be caught dead rangering without!1. Swiss army sword2. Binoculars with nightvision3. Ridiculously expensive and finicky camera4. A length of rope5. Lunchables6. Sleep mask and earplugs for dangernapsPreferred Rangering companion!1. Someone you could have a little crush on, just for fun2. Borgfoot (cyborg bigfoot)3. Straight up wizard but like the kind that casts spells that make a cloud of crows or candles that sing or the trees get up and dance around. Not like fireballs or whatever.4. Talking segway5. Hundreds of spiders all over you that only you can understand6. Sentient sleeping bag (can not talk)The only monster you are afraid of is!1. The Greedy Creeper2. Warplings3. The Empty Statue4. Thorncrackle5. The False Man6. CoffinfootDiscord is so Hot Right Now
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