This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus drops in to celebrate his most special day!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Ska-Punk Song Title (thanks, THEKyleThomas!), Krampus takes the fellas on a trip to Self Care Corner, the guys commit themselves mind and body to some Krampus Day Resignations, and to Dr. Wyatt—we will never forget you!

On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King

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Hello hello hello this is the Krampus. Turd brother has tried to ruin Krampusnacht by hurting his back but I, the Krampus, assure you that there will be an episode this weekend even if it kills turd brother.

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Gratitudes to all! This week, Matt makes a new friend with a great smile, and Chris makes somebody smile real big! Wuh-oh!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to round three of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure, the fellas get some Gratitudes out of their system, someone’s a bit stishy on the weekends, and OH BOY is there another sad pizza party on the horizon?! Or will these doofuses manage not to get the same read? DRAMA!

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This week, Chris meets the new coolest character in the book, Matt gets really into exercising his constitutional rights, and crime in Park City experiences an unprecedented increasement!

Also, Chris (skater with the heart of a poser) challenges Matt (poser with the heart of a skater) to a round of Are You A Skater or Are You A Poser, the guys set an autumnal vibe with some Gentle Autumn Reminders, and someone nearly has the perfect Mentos moment but they don’t have any Mentos so they don’t have the Mentos moment!

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This week, Matt gets a firsthand look at why Park City has such a bad crime problem, it becomes increasingly obvious that everyone in town is an undercover cop, and Chris is from the river/returns to the river!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie All About Skateboarding or that Just Has Some Skateboarding In It, Chris gets numerological in the segment Visit with Some Digits, someone’s read is violent yellow (OR IS IT?!), and this book does not want kids to be skateboarding!

Oh, and here’s the amazing fountain all the kids love to gleam, cube-style.

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New book week! Matt resists the call to adventure and watches so many other kids pay the price! Chris quits skateboarding twice, yet somehow still becomes a champion! What kind of champion, you ask? Find out now!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Is It a Skate Trick or Is It a Fake Trick quiz, the guys make their Predictions official, there’s tons of new jangles, and we’re back in Edward Packard’s mind so you know this will be an amazing ride!

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This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku quiz, the final Creeptobscare Challenge Wild Card involves memorization which is totally great, the guys put their grubby fingies in ooky toppings, and EVERYONE PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY CREEPTOBSCARE!

Photos of the touchy-feely-creepy pizza toppings are below. Putting in a big space to avoid spoilers.

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• Here’s the poor pizza before toppings were added.
• Chris’ toppings for Matt: Witch Fingers (imitation crab), Mummy Fingers (jerky meats), and Frankenstein Fingers (heart of palm).
• Matt’s toppings for Chris: Witch’s Teeth (pistachios in ham glaze, top left), Witch’s Toes (cheesey lil smokeys with banana chip nails), Witch’s Heart (tomato in ketchup).
• Close-up of them lil piggies.
• Matt’s slice.
• Chris’ pathetic slice.

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This week, Matt accidentally uses tough love to teach a big lesson, Chris discovers something earth-shattering about creature biology, and your mind will be blown by a hot new concept in Halloween costuming!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a scary movie-themed round of the Synonym Quiz, Matt lobs Chris what he thinks is a total Scaryoke soft ball, and if you want to sound like a ghost you just gotta always inward talk.

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This week, Creeptobscare continues to barrel along as Matt doubles his trouble, Chris gets into the movie picture business, and someone can’t name a single person from the entire last year of pop culture!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Stephen King-themed round of the Mishy Mashy Quiz, Chris gets into Halloween costume choices in the new segment What ‘Stume are You Doin?, and Templeton absolutely is so dead.

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This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin, and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges? Is anyone?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the One Word Witch Quiz (thanks, Ty!), the guys randomly generate new friends in Let’s Roll a Dude: Secret Hal Edition, and you know things are gonna get banonzas!

Scroll down past the Let’s Roll a Dude tables to see the terrible pic Matt drew for this week’s Creeptobscare challenge!

Your pal Hal seems like a normal kid, but he’s way more than meets the eye. When the poopy hits the fan, he becomes his true self!

Grab a d6 and roll up your very own Hal!

Aaaaand here’s Matt’s drawing.

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