This week, Chris gets a double twist, Matt is become Death, and a high-stakes wager means that the race to win this book could be totally turned on its head!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to take the Zermacroyd Citizenship Quiz, Halloween season is seemingly upon us, mouth fingers would really help get the numnums down, and someone gets a page in this book where they have to flip a coin! What is that about?!

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This week, Chris trusts his space-pilot gut, Matt is-and-has-always-been, and someone achieves a whole new level of disappointment!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I Remember Her, What Book Was She In quiz? (thanks, Esme!), the guys get everyone pumped in the gentlest possible way with the return of Snoozy Reducey Extreme, and Mermah is playing the long game!

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This week you can practically hear the fireworks as Matt rides off into the sunset with a pretty important so-and-so, Chris comes face-to-face with countless British warships, and someone finally asks themselves a very important question!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to yet another round of the One Word Switch Quiz (Colonial Stuff Edition), Chris finds some other good things to celebrate on this particular day of the year, and we hope everyone is having a lovely day regardless of what your Papa's eyes are up to!

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This week, Chris travels through time! Matt thinks he's going to travel through time for a second then he doesn't! Politicians escape!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an extra nice (nice, nice) round of Interactive Fiction or Planet, Matt makes us all smarter with some User PSAs (ok, the Users make us smarter) and you can't have underdogs without overdogs! And middogs! Let's hear it for the middogs!

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This week, Matt celebrates Finish It!'s anniversary (about a month late) and Chris celebrates Hot Air Balloon Day (about a week late) because Matt forgot that they changed plans to do the balloon thing instead of the birthday thing!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a throwback round of Interactive Fiction or IMAX Documentary Movies Available for Your Field Trip Visit to the Maritime Aquarium in Norwalk, CT (Round 2), Chris makes Matt do a Surprise Karaoke even though he's getting over a cold, and everyone's invited to try Professor Watchit's Secret Liquid!

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This week, Matt ends up in an unnecessarily dark episode of a premium-HBO-drama-type show, Chris finds himself staring down the barrel of a book read only to find himself asking, "why? Why like this?," and there is a small amount of self-brining.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms! (Space Adventure Movies Edition), Matt forces everyone to Art This Book, and you better be good or you'll follow your rations—tossed into the DEEPY BRINE!

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This week, Matt learns the one simple trick that space plagues hate, you'll never believe what happens next after Chris retreats, and turns out sour grapes can be a good thing!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Strangers with Candy, Chris gets to Choose His Own Smoothie, and yes it still counts as discovering something even if it cuz someone told you it!

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This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!

Let's Roll a Baby Dude

• Your Occupation
  • 1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)
  • 2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)
  • 3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)
  • 4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold
  • 5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold
  • 6 Droid with a heart of gold, literal
• What kinda baby?
  • 1 Baby Fisto
  • 2 Baby Plo Koon
  • 3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi
  • 4 Baby Wan Kenobi
  • 5 Baby Yareal Poof
  • 6 Baby Shaak Ti
• Baby Name
  • 1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)
  • 2 P'pippi
  • 3 Scrumtumtum
  • 4 Mr. Serious All The Time
  • 5 Gurgles
  • 6 Snot
• Baby Power
  • 1 Force Jump
  • 2 Force Swaddle
  • 3 Force Self Sooth
  • 4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy
  • 5 Force Choke
  • 6 Force Nap
• What makes you a bad parent:
  • 1 Always blastin' lasers
  • 2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day
  • 3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")
  • 4 Hate babies so much
  • 5 Drive too fast in space
  • 6 House is a mess
• What makes the baby a bad baby:
  • 1 Throws own poodoo
  • 2 Can't keep a secret
  • 3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)
  • 4 Loves that blue milk way too much
  • 5 Always giving that side eye
  • 6 Afraid of dark like a coward

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It's that very long-ago-and-far-awayish time of year again! This week, Chris shows off his bartering skills and Matt may or may not get sold to an unscrupulous miner!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of figuring out what kind of spaceship they would have (maybe?), Chris saves his very special segment for the very end of the episode, and it's time to yell GRANSK and POODARN with abandon!

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This week, the brothers go full teeter into the eternal war of light v. dark! Matt learns the universal salute of friendship and Chris has a side hustle!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Which Choose Your Own Am I, Before and After Edition, the guys take a cosmic journey to the Finish-It-verse, and, did you know you can fly to Pluto if you really wanted to? GLEEB FOGO TO ALL!

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