Finish It!

This week, it's time to look back at our journey into outer space and, occasionally, past outer space and into a black hole or light/island or whatever! So many memories! And... it's time to vote for a new book!

Also, the guys give Mr. Montgomery a few more ideas for endings, it is decided once and for all who actually won Horror Hospital, multiple(!) Power Ups are divvied out, and Fantasy Finish It is back and fun as heck!

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Halloween is here! That means Creeptobscare is coming to an end, but will the brothers manage to finish this book? There's only two endings left! Let's go! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to part two of the User-generated Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism quiz (thanks, Adam!), the guys roll a candy, and someone gets an ending that might just be the best in the book! Also, yes, there are a hundred candy names listed below for you to roll on. HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN!

ROLL A CANDY!

Roll for Bar or Bits (D2)

1. Bar
2. Bits

Roll for Number of Fillings (D6)

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
6. 6

Roll Those Fillings (D12)

1. nougat
2. caramel
3. peanuts
4. toffee
5. peanut butter
6. chocalte truffle
7. marshmallow
8. Fruit jelly
9. wafer cookie
10. praline cream
11. fruity gummy
12. Butterscotch

Roll First Coating (D6)

1. chocolate
2. white chocolate
3. Fruity candy coating
4. None (like a payday)
5. caramel drizzle
6. Dark Chocolate

Roll Outer Coating (D12)

1. none
2. Sour powder
3. White chocolate drizzle
4. Toffee bits
5. sprinkles
6. sea salt
7. Granulated sugar
8. crushed nuts
9. Nerds
10. Sprinkles
11. powdered sugar
12. Roll again twice

Roll for Name (D100)

1. Nug Busters
2. slinks
3. greccos
4. stump
5. lil mighties
6. bang bangs
7. Stoprocks
8. Super Crandles
9. bucksticks
10. hunchycrunch
11. Why Whys
12. Beezle Bar
13. Bicksnicks
14. Gargles
15. Howch
16. tap taps
17. Old Francis
18. Yum Chum
19. Brag Bar
20. The Drizzness
21. Big Dunkles
22. GoGoGetGets
23. HamSlammer
24. Neighbor
25. Zeus
26. The Nexus
27. Dandy Mares
28. Butterworks
29. StickyFingus
30. Bess N' Barrys
31. CloseCalls
32. Twizzlechomp
33. Beginicals
34. Hurkin's Old Fashioned
35. Stilts
36. Escape
37. GoneGirls
38. Horfins
39. No-Nos
40. Lucky Buddies
41. Pirate Chum
42. All Busters
43. Mega Snap
44. Breaknecks
45. Forever Nots
46. Sweet Sharkies
47. Unbucklers
48. Creamo
49. Stickums
50. Dork(s)
51. Nougalo
52. NutStacks
53. DeeDeeBees
54. Bench Warmer
55. Goldy Lunch
56. Next of Kin
57. Besmirch
58. ButterMess
59. Snome
60. Snuck-Its
61. Husk
62. Bindle
63. GrooGroo(s)
64. Wordy Burdy
65. Attack!
66. Pucker bunch
67. Sticks N' Wicks
68. Pidgeon Feed
69. Sloppy Tony
70. Tongue It
71. Mrs Handsome
72. Habbayabba
73. IckySticky
74. Chowabunga
75. Chewburg 
76. Fit-Fat
77. Gobberswap
78. ChunkyDugg
79. Mr. Like-It
80. Wispies
81. Jelly Bucket
82. Tortee
83. MilkyBaby
84. Cry-Bye
85. Evertwister
86. Bambino
87. Swishy-Swashy
88. Yumble Jumble
89. Classie
90. BetterNows
91. Frazzen
92. Herd
93. FairyFingers
94. Skello
95. NutWorst
96. Lots-O-Choc
97. RudeDude
98. Brackle
99. Crank
100. Shredders

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This week, Matt makes the front page of the local newspaper, Chris gets a full-on super power, and someone learns Dr. Igor's first name! BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I.F.O.H.M. quiz (thanks, John Truckasaurus), the guys meet a nice fella with a lovely thick "skin bracelet," and it's time to Roll a Dude: What's My Creeptobscare Costume edition (roll your own below if you like)!

GRAB A 6-SIDED DIE AND GET ROLLIN'!

Roll for Mask!:

• 1 - Werewolf
• 2 - Frankenstein
• 3 - Dragon (roll again for type)
  • 1 - Ice
  • 2 - Fire
  • 3 - Ninja
  • 4 - Rainbow
  • 5 - Hairy
  • 6 - Silly
• 4 - Shatner
• 5 - Noid
• 6 - Your Own Face

Roll for Your Top!

• 1 - Lab Coat
• 2 - Glittery Fairy Wings
• 3 - Wild West Sheriff Vest
• 4 - Stripey Burglar Shirt
• 5 - Mayor Sash
• 6 - Inflatable Muscles

Roll for Your Bottoms!

• 1 - Slug
• 2 - Speedos and a little shark is attacked to the butt like its biting the butt
• 3 - Long Uncle Sam Pants that hide stilts
• 4 - Fake little legs hanging out of a cauldron and it looks like a witch is carrying you in the cauldron
• 5 - Bellbottoms
• 6 - Frank-N-Furter Fishnets

Roll for Hands!

• 1 - Crab Claws
• 2 - Fingerless Gloves
• 3 - Skeletony!
• 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
• 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
• 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves

Roll for Feet!

• 1 - Crab Claws
• 2 - Fingerless Gloves
• 3 - Skeletony!
• 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
• 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
• 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves

Roll for Accessory:

• 1 - Magic Wand
• 2 - Actual Machete (wet)
• 3 - Purse full of bugs
• 4 - Hoagie with fingers in it
• 5 - 1/8 Scale Exact Model of Yourself
• 6 - Travel Mug of blood that is still too hot to drink

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt is betrayed by his bladder, Chris teases his read via carved pumpkin (it has a cheese knife jammed in the middle of its pumpkin face), and a tormented spirit joins the brothers for a hair-raising Book Re-Boo (like review, get it?)!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism (thanks, Adam!), a quick Correction is made, a good boy earns yummy treats, and we got the cure for Premature Oldface!

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This week, Chris finds the absolute limits of western medicine, Matt draws a bat, and someone feels an ominous breeze in the oddest place!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Chicken Soup for the Who? (thanks, beeeeb!), Matt makes Chris sing not one but TWO parts in the latest edition of Surprise Scaryoke, and HELP I CROAK!

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This week, Creeptobscare is back! The guys picked a book and barely explain why! Hope you're a big fan of doctors and gurneys and Frankenstein monsters because you're about to be up to your neck in that stuff!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Knock-Off Halloween Costume, Predictions are (predictably) predicted, and someone gets a User-mandated gift! Hooray!

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This week, it's barely been 8 months since we started this book and we're already down to 2 lil endings to track down?! Time sure does fly when you're traveling near lightspeed! Will we finish this dang thing this week? LET'S SEE!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Is It An Ending from This Book or An Ending from Somewhere Else quiz (thanks, Esme!), Matt has some Self Care Corner tips for Fall (for probably the 9th time who's even keeping track anymore), brains are opening to eat your books, and someone gets to the bottom of the mystery of the blob people who were objects and are now kind of living things and kind of not!

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This week, Matt is forlorn at how dang tough it's getting to do these reads, Chris has a major bummer bummer alert big bad bummer time, and someone gets 45 whole seconds in before blowing the entire Wild Card for the week!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Can't-Wait-for-Creeptobscare round of the One Word Switch Quiz, Chris delivers a fresh 'n hot Data Dump, someone's brain is fine working great, and HOO BOY look at 'em sting those strings with a DANDY!

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This week, Chris goes faster than anyone has ever gone, Matt gets a classic groaner of an ending, and if you're the kind of person who loves to merge into starry emptiness boy oh boy is this episode for you!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-conceived round of The Wild Card Quiz (thanks Glitch_Particle!), Matt hooks you up with stuff to do this weekend in a new edition of Finish It Tell Me (links below), the boys do some vibesolving, and don't forget to GO THANK YOURSELF!

Here are your links for what to do this weekend:

Atlanta, GA!
St. Louis, MO!
Las Vegas, NV!
Cleveland, OH!
Hendersonville, TN!
Jones Beach State Park, NY!
St. George, UT!
Oakland, CA!

(And here's the usual links as usual per the usual.)

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Happy back-to-school days! The guys revisit their traditional school adventure and discover THIS MIGHT BE THE FINAL READ! What gory ghouly horrors lie in store? Will they actually complete the book? We shall see!

Also, Matt challenges Chris round two of the User-generated Wham Bam Anagram: Author Edition quiz (thanks, Daniel!), Chris reviews cozy socks, and always remember—it's not your job to Frankenstein the world!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by Paul Granger.