This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Blue Öyster Cult Who is the Band That Did That Song Godzilla in Guitar Hero, the Ad Boys do their thing for the National Park Monster Ranger Service, and Matt lets pandas take the wheel!

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This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the User-generated Preposition Recall Quiz (thank you Sarah W), SOMEONE gets a very happy birthday present (it’s Chris), and the guys make a thrilling sad pizza party announcement!

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This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the User-generated Interactive Fiction for Young Readers or Episode of The Godzilla Power Hour Quiz (thanks, Ty!), Chris presents the new segment Let’s Roll a Monster (pdf is below!), plans are in the works for some Deep Dish Dungeon Pepperoni Punishment, and from here on out all chrissions are mandatory!

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O yay o yay o yay! It’s Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let’s all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to take a “What Type of Fae are You” quiz, Chris makes Matt do a Fey Day Surprise Karaoke AGAIN, and there’s only two endings left! Will they finish the book? You probably already know the answer to that!

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This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Monster Truck (thanks, Adam!), Matt Arts the Book, and there’s an awful lot of ice cream and peanut butter talk! Crunches are good! Chris is wrong!

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This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Monster Edition, it’s totally the Pi episode (because of the episode number isn’t that fun?!), an honorment is bestowed, and the guys finally get asked who they would be in the Star Wars universe and they nearly fall apart!

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It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt pulled a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the First Sentence Quiz: Musical Edition (thanks, Shrimp Dignity!), Matt tests Chris’ brain reflexes with some Nerd Association, and there is definitely some musical in here but be warned – it is not impressive!

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Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Potentially Problematic Valentine’s Day Gift, Chris drops a gnarly Finish It! Finds It so you never have to try a Taco Bell Dirty Baja Blast, and the infusiasm is so thick you can practically taste it!

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Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there’s a pirate submarine!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by 311 because it’s episode #311, Matt has some Steamin’ Hot Takes to drop, Yogi Bear is basically Walter White, and IT IS NOT A BIT!

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Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can’t help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!

Also, the whole team does some resolution choosing, Dani and Bill challenges the guys to probably the coolest quiz to date, and a truly classic running gag is revealed (hint: it involves an archeologist 1,000 years from now)!

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