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Ok seriously this time—this week, Matt finally feels like an actual god, Chris goes somewhere he’s been wanting to go since he started the book, and the Brothers Doctors Hollywood are in!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction Unnecessarily-Named Character or Real-Life Spy/Intelligence Officer (thanks, SherlockMeg!), Matt wants to know What’s Your M.A.S.K. Vehicle?, and WHO LET THIS KID IN THE CASINO AGAIN?!

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This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt’s tease doesn’t matter at all because he didn’t know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!

Also, Matt challenges Chirs to a now totally thematically incorrect round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else: Bond Edition, Chris sends out a call to the Ad Boys, and dad is upside down!

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This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris’ read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or TTRPG (thanks, Ty!), Matt makes sure no one will ever forget about National Waffle Day, and WHO LET THIS KID IN THE CASINO?!

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This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated (possibly previously-used) round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Movie Featured on MST3K (thanks, BigFella!), Chris forces Matt to do some Surprise Karaoke, and art collectors continue to do absolutely zero art collecting!

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This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally gets to go on vacation!

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This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Search Engine Autocomplete the Title, Chris subjects Matt to a personality test to make sure he can hack it as a spy, and there is some light human sacrifice.

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This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Americans, Teasel the Read Tease Weasel stops by with his rattle box, the brothers Art This Book, and everyone is in an absolute tizzy!

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It’s the most special week in America so it’s time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It’s a pod-spangled star-cast!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a traditional round of Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Chris and minibit challenge Matt to a round of Surprise Fairy Story, the movie Unbreakable is repeatedly praised, and here comes the Tremulous!

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The brothers are back! Illness can’t keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Interactive Fiction or Episode of Get Smart (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), the guys discuss the contents of their Attaché DREAMcase, and everyone loves spice gadgets!

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This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it’s hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of the Bleakest of the Bleak Quiz (thanks, Jenny!), Chris runs through some amazing predictions in new segment Put the Fan in Fantasy Finish It!, seats are put in passenger position, and a spy on a plane plays it real loose with his attaché gas!

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