Finish It!

This week, Matt ends up in an unnecessarily dark episode of a premium-HBO-drama-type show, Chris finds himself staring down the barrel of a book read only to find himself asking, "why? Why like this?," and there is a small amount of self-brining.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms! (Space Adventure Movies Edition), Matt forces everyone to Art This Book, and you better be good or you'll follow your rations—tossed into the DEEPY BRINE!

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This week, Matt learns the one simple trick that space plagues hate, you'll never believe what happens next after Chris retreats, and turns out sour grapes can be a good thing!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Strangers with Candy, Chris gets to Choose His Own Smoothie, and yes it still counts as discovering something even if it cuz someone told you it!

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This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!

Let's Roll a Baby Dude

• Your Occupation
  • 1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)
  • 2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)
  • 3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)
  • 4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold
  • 5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold
  • 6 Droid with a heart of gold, literal
• What kinda baby?
  • 1 Baby Fisto
  • 2 Baby Plo Koon
  • 3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi
  • 4 Baby Wan Kenobi
  • 5 Baby Yareal Poof
  • 6 Baby Shaak Ti
• Baby Name
  • 1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)
  • 2 P'pippi
  • 3 Scrumtumtum
  • 4 Mr. Serious All The Time
  • 5 Gurgles
  • 6 Snot
• Baby Power
  • 1 Force Jump
  • 2 Force Swaddle
  • 3 Force Self Sooth
  • 4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy
  • 5 Force Choke
  • 6 Force Nap
• What makes you a bad parent:
  • 1 Always blastin' lasers
  • 2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day
  • 3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")
  • 4 Hate babies so much
  • 5 Drive too fast in space
  • 6 House is a mess
• What makes the baby a bad baby:
  • 1 Throws own poodoo
  • 2 Can't keep a secret
  • 3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)
  • 4 Loves that blue milk way too much
  • 5 Always giving that side eye
  • 6 Afraid of dark like a coward

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

It's that very long-ago-and-far-awayish time of year again! This week, Chris shows off his bartering skills and Matt may or may not get sold to an unscrupulous miner!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of figuring out what kind of spaceship they would have (maybe?), Chris saves his very special segment for the very end of the episode, and it's time to yell GRANSK and POODARN with abandon!

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Illustration by… Someone, I can’t find the person’s name. Sorry!

This week, the brothers go full teeter into the eternal war of light v. dark! Matt learns the universal salute of friendship and Chris has a side hustle!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Which Choose Your Own Am I, Before and After Edition, the guys take a cosmic journey to the Finish-It-verse, and, did you know you can fly to Pluto if you really wanted to? GLEEB FOGO TO ALL!

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, it's all about things dying kind of! Matt bears witness to the end of the Earth (maybe?) and Chris discovers a whole new way to bring about the end of himself!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Andor, the guys create some out-of-this-world libations as they Choose Their Own Beverages (do not make Matt's drink, Matt's drink was very bad), and YES dinosaurs CAN have lil remote controls!

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Illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris discovers a new delicacy, Matt becomes a REAL adventurer, and somehow the guys FINISH A WHOLE OTHER BOOK in the process!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song from the Josie and the Pussycats Movie, Matt ranks the Top 5 Space and Beyond Things of the Week, and one of the brothers has food on the mind! And also the other one does, too!

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Illustration by Kalon Sardin.

This week, Matt and his new friends roast Earth (not literally), Chris learns the secret to a successful future for all living beings in the universe, and this week’s Wild Card means the guys get a visit from a very special guest!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Solar System Edition, Chris brings in a guest with Serious Clout (thanks for your time, Dr. Sassyphysics!), a Pop Quiz comes outta nowhere time, and don’t forget—Science not shared remains unknown!

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Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Matt gets a special job, Chris hits up a very popular time travel destination—with a couple serious twists you ain’t seen yet, and everyone agrees that Salisbury steak is the gentlest meat!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Star Trek Alien or Finish It! Alien (thanks, Esme!), Chris gets a very special BDTTRPG adventure (it’s long so feel free to jump to 49:30 if you must—no hard feelings!), and… waitaminnit… are we just a Book Club?

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Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.

This week, Matt slams into back-to-back cheap choose moves that make him sad, Chris gets a Star Wars-y read that makes him happy, and someone makes 18 choices over the course of just 21 pages because that is how this book rolls!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Razzie Award-Nominated Science Fiction Film, Chris challenges Matt to a Surprise Karaoke (and Matt is too loud like seriously come on dude), and this week’s Wild Card uses a User’s name how fun is that?!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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Illustrations by the incomparable Paul Granger.