This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!
https://archive.org/download/292-final/292%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally gets to go on vacation!
Want to make a dude? Grab a six-sided die and…
LET’S ROLL A DUDE:
SUPERSPY EDITION!
Spy Type1. Sweet Talkin’ Spy2. Hacker Spy3. Gadgets Spy4. Stunts Spy5. Old British Guy Spy6. Disguise SpySpy Organization1. Multi-National Peacekeeping Foundation2. Your Nosey Neighbor3. Some Big Corporation, seems like Fast Food4. Detective Club some kids started at their school5. Private Spy6. Aliens but they pretend they aren’t aliens but they obviously areSpy Vibe1. World-weary2. Intense3. Laid back4. Smart mouth5. No nonsense6. Total messSpy Eyes1. Darting-Around Eyes2. Suspicious Eyes3. Smoldering Eyes4. Dead-Eyed Eyes5. Frequently-Winking Eyes6. Eyepatch EyeSpy Scar1. Right across an eye like where there’s a line in your eyebrow totally sweet2. Bullet hole in shoulder3. Burn on butt cheek4. Laser blast across bridge of nose5. Briefcase knife on scalp, line where hair doesn’t grow, sweet6. Both cheeks, Joker-style, real conversation starterSpy Gadget1. Briefcase with built-in telescope, satellite phone and stink gas spray2. Fake hand with single-shot gun finger, three grenade fingers, and a camera thumb3. Sunglasses that see through walls, see in the dark and have mirrored edges on the inside so you can totally see behind you4. Fancy dress shoes that get slippery, sticky and kicky5. Jetpack6. Hat that has a helicopter top in it, and also can be thrown like a frisbee and is sharp and also works as a parachuteSpy Vehicle1. Sports car (your choice) with turbo boosters2. Econovan that can dig tunnels and go underground3. Motorcycle that turns invisible4. Bicycle with a bell that hypnotized bad guys5. SUV with tires that can drive on lava6. Scooter that goes too fastSpy Sidekick1. Smartass kid with a sweet backpack2. An actual witch3. Talking dog4. Guy who you’re pretty sure is a robot5. Guy who won’t stop pretending to be a butler, no matter what6. Ninja you never actually seeSpy Nemesis1. Evil twin2. Former partner that you very much betrayed3. A clone of yourself but way younger4. Actual James Bond5. A kid detective who thinks they are smarter than you and they are smarter than you6. A spy sent back from the future for some reasonSpy Mission1. Stop the President of USA from unleashing an ancient evil2. Steal secret recipe3. Find out if Amanda is cheating on Max with Randi4. Recover the lost treasure map5. Win a million dollars at poker to impress a guy who stole a painting and get the painting and get the guy6. Travel through time to stop yourself from traveling through timeDiscord is so Hot Right Now
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