Somebody pooped in the pool near me and they had to shut it down for 24 hours.

Bob Salem is the first person in the 21st century to push a peanut up Pikes Peak. I still don't know why someone would do this.

A 50 year old man stuck a water bottle up his rectum, it got stuck, then he developed abdominal pain, constipation, and had stopped eating. When the doctors discovered the bottle, it was news to the man's wife as well.

A man was caught having sex with a Henry Hoover at a church.

Mexican TikToker Rodolfo Márquez is a d-bag. I explain.