This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster… the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the thrilling new quiz format Synonyms! (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), a Correction is issued (thanks, @NoIinheme!), a jangle arrives to usher us through stale pages, Matt talks about but does not play a very old song that is maybe a drinking song (it’s the Seikilos epitaph!), and Halloween is discussed. Again!

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Original illustrations by Marco Cannella