Thoughts opening weekend of the Premier League f/t United's statement of intent, Arsenal blowing chunks and Spurs/City fallout (including Grealish hot takes). Power Rankings [30:40]. Weekend preview [36:30] f/t Arsenal vs Chelsea. Global soccer roundup [44:40] f/t Barcelona bouncing back and 18yo American Joe Scally's massive debut for Gladbach. Best Bets [52:35] and GOAWs [57:00]. Fantasy Funboy Corner [1:04:10] where all my n00b FPL questions are answered and s/o to the top 5 of the Sam's Army league. Next up Alessandro Canale [1:15:30] -- aka The Most Interesting Man in Soccer -- discusses life as a child actor, entrepreneur, free-styler, skateboarder, pro indoor soccer player and of course member of the US Men's Beach Soccer National Team, which is in Russia preparing to play in the 2021 Beach Soccer World Cup starting on August 19. Everything you need to know about the tournament and beach soccer in general is right here.