Scott Darling and Rudy Junda join the Tweedles this week. HEADLINES: Icardashians become (madly in love) international fugitives, UEFA and CONMEBOL join forces to screw FIFA, and FIFPro Best XII nonsense. PREMIER LEAGUE [21:05]: Spurs vs Liverpool breakdown, Harry Kane's existential crisis, luckless Leeds and Power Rankings. REST OF WORLD [51:55]: winners and losers from USMNT's 1-0 win over B-H. HYPOTHETICALS [56:15]: we start working through list of dozens of great submissions. BEST BETS and GOAWs. Next up Timber's Steve Clark [1:22:00] discusses wild MLS Cup final, penalty shootout and aftermath; his plans for free agency and we share a moment over the emotional conflict I feel when #samfam and the #GKU face off.