Singer/songwriter Noah Kahan joins the Tweedles this week. HEADLINES: FIFA/UEFA handling of Russia and pressure on Chelsea's Abramovich, high risk/reward for Jesse Marsch at Leeds and US Soccer's new TV deal. WHAT IF [24:45]: if you could ask god one lifetime statistic ft a trip deep into Noah's psyche. PREMIER LEAGUE [31:45]: Make-Belieague Cup madness, City/Everton clownshow, Arsenal being good again, Husenhuttl lovefest, Power Rankings [58:00] and weekend preview (ft Manchester Daerby and Marsch debut). REST OF WORLD [1:08:30]: notable talking points from MLS opening weekend. STOPPAGE TIME: Best Bets and GOAWs. Next up [1:23:45] Justin Meram swings back through to discuss Real Salt Lake's expectations fresh off a shock run to Western finals, a possible shock return to play for the Iraqi national team this spring, whether his feelings for Orlando City fans have softened with time and his recent conversations with good friend Gregg Berhalter about shoes, behind the back passes and the pressure of USMNT.