Hold onto your butts because the Premier League is about to return with a VENGEANCE starting on Monday (aka Boxing Day) so the hardest working crew in the soccer podcast game is here to ship your brains right back into midseason shape.

HEADLINES [3:00]: Messi to Miami on hold plus new MLS playoff format

WEEKLY WHAT IF [10:00]: Mourinho to USMNT?

PREMIER LEAGUE [14:45]: Who was hurt/helped most by the WC22 break; who has the hardest/easiest holiday schedules and preview of Boxing Day fixtures (ft Arsenal vs West Ham and Lester vs Newcastle)

STOPPAGE TIME [30:45]: Ivan Toney Best Bets and GOAWs