Sam and EG sit down for a no-holds-barred discussion with longtime MLS standouts Chad Marshall and Danny O'Rourke. We run through their respective accolade-filled collegiate careers at Stanford and Indiana; a laundry list of Columbus Crew shenanigans, including the rubber-band and chewing gum prop plane that scarred Chad for life and the legend of #suckone through #suckfour; winning MLS Cup together in 2008; culture shock of moving from the midwest to and playing in the Pacific Northwest (Portland/Danny and Seattle/Chad); and a Rapid Fire session in which Chad is forced to choose which of his MLS Cup winning babies he loves more.