Bundesliga is BACK so it's time to prepare your body, mind and soul with a quick and dirty guide to the league and all 18 clubs (plus some 2nd division stragglers) via a discussion involving two bona fide German soccer experts in EG and DC United winger Julian Gressel plus resident numpty Sam. Who's good? Who's bad? Which clubs have the most rabid fans? Which owners suck? What clubs are hated most? Who has the best jerseys? Sit back, relax and let us answer these questions and several more.