This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!

As if that weren’t enough, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Finish It Podcast Episode, the boys make some delightful concoctions for a fresh round of CYOBeverage, and everyone loves the idea of self-improvement through self-humiliation! Also Matt forgets to do the fun fact YOU’RE WELCOME.

Discord is so Hot Right Now

Listen on Apple Podcasts

We’re Still on Twitter

Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

We’re on Stitcher, Too

There’s a Subreddit!

Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by David B. Mattingly