Mikey and Sam take shots at certain Chelsea fans calling in sick from the pod after taking a fat "L" this weekend. Also: break down of Champions League knockout match-ups (plus a good laugh about who the alleged favorite is). Recap [09:45] of rather tepid weekend in Premier League (ft Manchester Derp Derp Dærby) but some big results elsewhere in Europe. Power Rankings. Midweek preview [35:00] plus predictions (ft Liverpool vs Tottenham). Then an insider's look inside this month's USMNT camp with JT Marcinkowski of the San Jose Earthquakes [45:00], who discusses hanging up on Gregg Berhalter, initiation songs, team's biggest shit-talkers and Olympic Village sex.