Not sure why/when/where episode went off the rails but it definitely did. Larry opines on Harden to the Nets. Mikey explains latest sadboy IG caption and why he got thrown in twitter jail with all the seditionists. We give Schalke's Matthew Hoppe all the love [[6:00]] and brush over Benzema looking at 5 years in jail over sex tape extortion. Weekly roundup [[12:30]] touches on magic of the FA Cup and Spurs pooping the bed (again), plus a brief Copa Libertadores tangent. Highly acrimonious Power Rankings [[30:00]]. Weekend preview f/t the first mortal lock of 2021 for Liverpool vs United [[49:00]]. Mikey closes out by making some ridiculous assertions about Arsenal's talent level and gets bullied mercilessly... before learning live on air that his twitter account was magically restored. Next up Sam chats with Porto B's Johan Gomez and FC Dallas' Tanner Tessmann [[1:17:00]] about how their rivalry-turned friendship in the FCD youth system and starting a podcast (Chum Chat). Johan discusses how he decided to jump to Portugal [[1:33:00]] and life on the Iberian peninsula, including how often people try to sell him "sheesh". Tanner reveals whether he has regrets about turning down Dabo Swinney's offer to play for a National Championship at Clemson [[1:41:00]], trialing with Bayern Munich and how USMNT U23 camp is going. Finally we get the scoop on teammate Brian Reynolds' ongoing Juve/Roma/Brugge transfer saga [[1:48:00]], and Johan/Tanner each try to guess their own transfer value.