Sam, Mikey, Tommy McCabe (Orange County SC) and Alex Bono (Toronto FC) discuss Sam's biggest pet peeve about the Bundesliga and especially Bayern, and where Messi will be playing next season. Preview of this week's Champions League [13:45] knockouts ft Leipzig/Liverpool and Barcelona/PSG. We circle back with a weekly recap [28:30], with Bones giving Liverpool's last rites and everybody having a good laugh at Tottenham. Remarkably amicable Power Rankings [47:40] wherein Sam and Mikey actually agree on something. Weekend preview [56:30] ft Merseyside Daerby and Arsenal/City (plus best bets). Next, Huge Scheckter [1:13:30] discusses life as a "player care specialist" for Indy Eleven, Southampton and West Ham, including sticky situations he's been in booking flights for players' wives and girlfriends, horse-trading with journalists to get stories spiked, getting phone numbers for players and whether he knows where any literal bodies have been buried. We also get to the bottom of who the nicest athlete and biggest diva he's worked with, and what the plans are for The Player Care Group consultancy he just founded.