The mail bag is wide open and I should have done a better job at filtering. We got some crazy topics today!

Do you split the check on a first date?

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

If you could move your family anywhere before the impending Civil War 2 in 5-10 years, where would you go?

Would you trade 2 inches of penis size for a full head of hair?

What would you rather throw away: Love Or Money?

Aliens or pornstars...who's better at anal probes? - Sidenote: if you are a adult film star, I'd love to get you on the show. - [email protected]

Who’s better - Chipotle or Qdoba?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:

• Jonathan Araiza has a pet crocodile that he likens to having a pet dog. He even lets it sleep with him. Who's going to be surprised when he get his face chewed off? Anybody??
• Mom goes viral on TikTok for revealing she named her baby after her deceased family dog… At least it’s not Sparky…
• Oklahoma woman has ear nearly ripped off by neighbor's pet monkey, and will need plastic surgery. Why would you have a pet monkey?

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