DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!!

Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days.

PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson

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