Mark Schlereth, 3 time Super Bowl champion/former Denver Bronco/analyst for FOX Sports/host for Denversports.com… Is like Jake Gyllenhaal and can’t quit me. That comparison sounds a lot more graphic than the truth of the story.

Dolly Parton was promoting her rock album, RockStar, when she said she’d prefer to die on stage.

Chelsea Gotta of Pella, Iowa - found that $25k treasure in Utah that we talked about last week. They way she said she found wasn't as funny as they way I hope she found it.

Police may have found new evidence in the Tupac Shakur murder case from back in 1996.


Rapid Fire through the meaningless headlines:

• I was a weak priest until a madwoman attacked me at the altar— now I'm the 'Hulk'
• Thousands of infamous 'penis fish' wash ashore after heavy storms
• I went to a birthday dinner — and fought over splitting the $4.6K bill
• I was fired for TikToking on the job — now I earn six figures as a life coach
• ‘Human-sized’ bat terrifies social media users: ‘So scared’
• Enormous, 'highly venomous' sea snake washes up on foreign beach, terrifying locals
• I'm a mortician — here's what we do with breast implants after someone dies
• I have a foolproof way to get free drinks from men: 'Definitely a little f - - ked up'
• I’m a toe-wrestling world champ — I had my toenails removed to compete

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