“Secure the bag”: is a phrase used in popular culture to remind all of us: that it’s money over everything. 

Normally securing the bag is a good thing, except in our girl Cookie’s case because her bag, may come with a lifetime warranty.

As we all settle in to a cozy, fall -mindset; we go back to some old favorites that’ll warm you inside more than your grandmother's hot cocoa. You know the cocoa you secretly spike with Kalua & Baileys when she’s not looking. Yeah, THAT cocoa. Also-not judgement. So consider: are we dating the same guy, you’re Bailey’s; and Denver singles your cognac- two things that have been getting you through this crazy life and 24 straight years of grandma telling the exact same story.

Albert & Cookie also discuss their crazy exes and what is a "dead giveaway” for when somebody has “lost the thread and needs professional help that you cannot provide. Finally, our pair throws a life vest…not a lifevest. What’s the circle thing that’s also an emoji? The orange circle thing that people don’t really use in emergencies, but it’s always on some cokehead's yacht, on the wall of a mid-tier fish place or a fancy rooftop pool that’s impossible to drown in? Whatever. We throw one of those to a SWIMmer who needs help telling a friend, “you’re f*cking up our circle.”

All that and more as well as what you call the: circular-orange-“life-vest” that you can’t wear you can just throw to people- in this episode. Enjoy.

Our boy Al Jackson latest stand-up special In Earnest is OUT! Get it here or wherever you stream your music:

https://spotify.link/6jI7Ewv82Cb

https://music.apple.com/us/album/in-earnest/1702744008

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