Can you name a scenario in which the phrase: Salmon Hands can be used in a good way?

You can’t can you because it’s impossible.

Salmon hands is the nickname you get in the fourth grade that eventually leads to your parents having a hushed, closed-door meeting in their bedroom before ultimately deciding to move school districts- because that nickname is something that you cannot out run. 

You’ll learn today besides what are Salmon Hands. You’ll also learn about Corinne's never ending date that involved: a brunch with no food, a poor parking job, forced dog sitting, an art gallery, expiring wine, a hot tub and most importantly, a check for breakfast … split for two. His/hers. 

Here are more words: deal/breaker.

Finally we ask the question: "Did Corinne potentially pass up THE Steve Jobs of CROCS; not realizing the brilliance that was standing before her?"

Our favorite platonic couple also has a brief quarrel about the official hours of brunch and our pair also helps a SWIMmer with an interesting question: Is dating a podcaster you're a fan of; a good idea? 

Listen to ol’ salmon hands before you make your final decision.

Enjoy!

Our boy Al Jackson's latest stand-up special In Earnest is OUT! Get it here or wherever you stream your music:

https://spotify.link/6jI7Ewv82Cb

https://music.apple.com/us/album/in-earnest/1702744008

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