A Danish man broke a Guinness World Record for sticking 68 matchsticks up his nose.

Speaking of sticking things in places they don’t belong. A man in Australia severely damaged his penis by sticking button batteries up there.

Allegedly, Gen Z is trying to bring back landlines. Even though the state of California is trying to get rid of the old school way of communication.

A rich woman tried to order a $275 ashtray from Saks, but got a can of Tuna instead.

Man mauled to death by a lion after climbing into its enclosure to take a selfie with it.

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