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NPCs in this episode:

DJ Halloumi - A high-end DJ inspired by Hybdall's chaotic power.

Gentry Til - Elven noble from Mealnor. In previous timeloops, he assumed the secret identity of The Dentist.

Barnaby Hurts - Patty father. A serious ratfolk in a three-piece suit.

Philippa Hurts - Patty's mother. A slender elegant ratfolk with a beautiful massive hat.

Rachelf Meadowsweet - Manny's mother, a painter and lover of gourds.

Dominus Peddledream - President of the corrupt Errosian Resettlement Office (ERO) and former target of RAID.

Plumpy (mentioned) - A former member of RAID under Patty's command. Likely in Bitterhold Dungeon following an attempt to bomb Peddledream at a spa.

Patty's Agent - A sturgeon.

Posthumous Blep - Astra's mother, a half elf who loves her a lot.

Smol Blep (mentioned) - Astra's cousin, who has suffered from some kind of curse that eliminated his magic and shadow.

Astra's Uncle - Implied to be not very competent.

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