Burnt Cook Book Party

What if Zelf does die in space though.

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Chairman Naga - A world famous battle chef, and Zelf's former chef-master.

Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyn at Molni's temple. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.

Ydos - The mysterious and hidden 10th god of the pantheon.

Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.

Gavelyne - The lawful good goddess of Janni's faith. Molni is her demigod.

Galatea - An octopus-woman and head of the Scry Network.

High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir. Has signed a contract with the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac but plans to betray them.

Mayor Loam - A human in their late 20s, mayor of Neptis.

Vydonna - Lawful neutral goddess of the unseen. Elarinya is her demigod.

Stanz Aimway the 8th - The King of Errosia.

The Coral Priest - A coral-person at the party.

Senator Ren Obem - A tough knight-like man with a massive sword. He is part of a governmental body meant to replace King Aimway when he retires. A real kissass.

Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire.

Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster, which the Ministry will soon attempt to summon so they can kill it, and Wynhorn will attempt to blow up and destroy Neptis.

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The team splits along the least crazy axis, Janni-Zelf and Patty-Astra, to try to maximize their time before the demigod Bysshod arrives in Neptis. The boys dig deep into the history of Bysshod and try to find Aureo Fortuna; the girls commit espionage, then commit partying. Let's hope they make the most of this space apart!

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyne at Molni's temple.

Vin Weasel - Famous movie star, who got Patty kicked off her role as co-lead of the blockbuster Sea Monster Boat Race.

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Filmed without a contract, the team takes their complaints to the Scry Network headquarters for compensation. They expect a little resistance, but the doors are always open for Patty Hurts! Will the team be seduced by the allure of stardom? Is Galatea's interested in fame or something more? Will Astra find new life as a cartoon character?

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Galatea - An octopus-woman and head of the Scry Network.

Patty's agent - A sturgeon.

Bly Bloom - A theater manager for the Theater of the Mundane, and Astra's ex-girlfriend who she ghosted after rescuing Smol from the Whispering Woods.

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Wow, a whole totally legitimate ship! As a demigod, Patty totally believes in her followers and their skills, and as the boatswain, Astra is naturally suspicious of the crew. But they do need to get to the domes of Neptis, and if they can make it there, they can make it anywhere!

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Zayden - One of Patty's followers. A ferret.

Dylan - One of Patty's followers. A bad boy capybara.

Gentry Til - One of Patty's followers. Elven noble from Mealnor. In previous timeloops, he assumed the secret identity of The Dentist.

Abraham and Nieven - Two of Patty's followers. Time loop duplicates of each other.

Captain Voidbeard - A monochrome leprechaun pirate, with a corncob pipe peg leg. Former captain of the Absence of Color.

Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyn at Molni's temple.

Molni - Demigod of Gavelyne, the lawful good god. A 10-ft tall catfolk with a lion's mane.

Harvel Glasscannon - A teen wizard believed by some to be the reincarnation of a famous archmage. Currently disguised as an egg fairy.

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As per usual, the team is split between doing righteous for others and doing righteous for themselves. But obviously they're going to do the MOST righteous thing, which is to stop the nastiest spell of all time from going off in Neptis.

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Orim - Janni Brightchild's master. They are the leader of a group of Gavelyne clerics called the Sirocco.

Castien Grefiel - A paladin of Gavelyne. He is on Commander Windstar's Shadowend squad.

Harvel Glasscannon - A teen wizard believed by some to be the reincarnation of a famous archmage. He was disguised as a cleric and hidden among Windstar's squad. Secretly dating Glorihan.

Ifell Tor & Gosh Cloudgazer - The remaining members of Windstar's squad. Also followers of Gavelyne.

Molni - Demigod of Gavelyne, the lawful good god. A 10-ft tall catfolk with a lion's mane.

Zayden - A ferret and the clear pick of winner for Courting a Criminal. He plans to use Patty's divine hubris to single-handedly transport a landlocked pirate ship cross-country.

High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir.

Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.

Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster.

Glorihan - A goth mage raised in Faenalin. She is on Commander Mistmourn's Shadowend squad. She seems fated to die in every time loop.

Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyn at Molni's temple

Genbu - Janni's giant tortoise friend, known for swallowing creatures whole.

Toots Capellini - Gnome inventor of the Tootsie Bullet and part of the Janni flashback squad

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The squad attempts to manifest a beach episode as they leave the Whispering Woods for a quick stopover in the resort town of Bigrim. But can Janni make it through a hometown visit without being distracted by his pesky desire to do good? And could competition between the gods signal that Patty's religion is at risk from Zelf and Astra? 

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Manny Meadowsweet - Zelf's apprentice. In this loop, he is loyal to "Zoblin" and distrusts the rest of Janni Squad.

Gentry Til - In a former loop, the Dentist. In this loop, a dating show contestant and now devout follower of Patty Hurts.

Zayden - A ferret and the clear pick of winner for Courting a Criminal. He plans to use Patty's divine hubris to single-handedly transport a landlocked pirate ship cross-country.

Molni - Demigod of Gavelyne, the lawful good god. A 10-ft tall catfolk with a lion's mane.

Orim - Janni Brightchild's master. They are the leader of a group of Gavelyne clerics called the Sirocco.

Genbu - Janni's giant tortoise friend, known for swallowing creatures whole.

Glorihan - A goth mage raised in Faenalin. She is on Commander Mistmourn's Shadowend squad. She seems fated to die in every time loop.

Castien Grefiel - A paladin of Gavelyne. He is on Commander Windstar's Shadowend squad.

Harvel Glasscannon - A teen wizard believed by some to be the reincarnation of a famous archmage. He was disguised as a cleric and hidden among Windstar's squad. Secretly dating Glorihan.

Ifell Tor & Gosh Cloudgazer - The remaining members of Windstar's squad. Also followers of Gavelyne.

Urgon - A Shadowend commander whose expertise is in crafting and alchemy.

Gafanrit - Demigod of Hybdall, the chaotic neutral god. A four-armed oread (rock person).

Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster.

The Doomweapon - Demigod of Xitrix, the chaotic evil god. A giant death robot that is trapped under ice.

Gamwir - Former demigod of Idon, the neutral good god. A pacifistic gnome on the council of Newhaven.

Sniprit - Black market vendor from Newhaven and follower of Xitrix. He attempted to trick Janni with a cursed shield of Gavelyne.

High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir.

Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.

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RITUAL DAY. The team undertakes their most dramatic team-working task YET. There is a strong possibility for betrayal and it could come from literally any direction! If they fail, they will be turned into babies or old people. The potential for this to go wrong and change the course of the podcast is extremely high!

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Molni - Demigod of Gavelyne, a 10-ft tall catfolk with a lion's mane.

Zayden - A ferret and the clear pick of winner for Courting a Criminal.

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Zelf contemplates the nature of ants, Astra has a sad food experience, Patty can finally drink beer again, and Janni brings the group together in a cuddle puddle. The group decides that it's time to sit down and do the ritual that will preserve something between time loops. They also regroup, and tally up any concluded or on-going betrayals amongst the team.

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Erolith - Part of Janni's flashback, he was a member of the Immortals Guild, searching for a cure for his terminal illness.

Gentry Till - In a former loop, The Dentist. In this loop, a dating show contestant and now devout follower of Patty Hurts.

Molni - Demigod of Gavelyne, a 10-ft tall catfolk with a lion's mane. The group was recently at his temple (now wrecked).

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Lost in time, Astra and Zelf continue to struggle against the tide of memories. The tide is definitely beating Astra, but Zelf is starting to make some progress. Patty and Janni, likewise, attempt to navigate the Whispering Woods to find the centaur village and, within, Molni.

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a magic-less, shadow-less young half-elf.

Smol Blep Sr - Astra's uncle.

Posthumous Blep - Astra's mother, a half elf who loves her a lot.

Gabby - A former member of RAID under Patty's leadership (and an alternate Andrew NPC)

Biscuit Blep - Astra's grandmother, a wrestler.

Vol au Vent - another apprentice of Chairman Naga.

Chilli con Carnie - A circus-based hot-sauce maker (and an alternate Paul PC from the "Almost Got Manny" Patreon one-shot)

Gratin and Bocus - Other apprentices of Chairman Naga

Erolith - Part of Janni's flashback, he is a member of the Immortals Guild, searching for a cure for his terminal illness.

Gyiha - Former regent of Olvadell, currently a fortune teller with the Yrisol Traveling Circus.

Madam Ogavia - A publisher of gossip rags and stolen books who claimed. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.

Julienne Carotte - Helped the flashback heroes break into Olvadell palace. He was Zelf's cooking master under the name Chairman Naga.

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Trapped in a cat temple increasingly become a time spider temple, Janni does his best despite his lack of body, and Patti does her best despite Janni's lack of body. Astra and Zelf continue their trip through their pasts, revealing horrible insight into who they were and how they became the messes they are today.

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Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.

NPCs in this episode:

"Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, just a little guy. In the modern timeline, he has no shadow and cannot cast magic.

Abraxibulbula - a fey creature and master of a fey court.

A horny frog - the Pink Prince in disguise; in this form he tricked Janni to marry him in the first place.

Chairman Naga - Zelf's chef master.

Biscuit Hellcat Blep - Astra's grandmother, a powerful wrestling star.

Bokus Dore - Co-apprentice to Zelf under the Chairman.

Gratin - Formerly an apprentice of the Chairman. In a previous loop, he was killed by The Beast of Mealnor."

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