Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. And not many people should be shocked by that news.

Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. If that happened to a human, they'd have a gig in porn.

We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on TikTok.

A dog dropped a deuce in the aisle of a United Airlines plane, and forced the plane to divert.

A passenger has been fined for urinating in a cup during a delay in deplaning after landing at Sydney Airport in Australia. Surprise - he was drunk.

One in five Americans would like geneticists to re-introduce the saber toothed tiger. One in ten support the re-introduction of the Tyrannosaurus rex. Also, those people are idiots.