In this episode, we get real about giving 0 f's while freezing our baguettes off at Bush Gardens Christmastown - but our kids had an amazing time!   It's the most unhinged time of the year - with as many quotes from Christmas Vacation as possible! Libby learns that Richmond still has a minor league hockey team - which she saw play on her 18th birthday! We discuss our inability to remember shared custody over the holidays - when do we celebrate Christmas?  We chat about the Holderness family's Christmas Vacation musical - we'd see that! Nick reveals that when the pastor told Nick she loved him, he replied Ditto!  We also talk about Bill Mahr, Trevor Noah, SNL, and Bowen Yang. We revisit the sex stone - Nick is still not impressed. Nick rants about pour-over coffee and how much he misses Mr. Coffee. Nick recalls a fight between 2 insecure friends. Lastly, we empathize with Ed Sheeran and his marriage problems!  As always we wrap up with favorites!