RAPID-FIRE through the headlines!

Passenger refuses to deplane after getting double-booked.

I drank my bestie's breast milk because it was on my bucket list. What kind of twisted list is that?

Woman sues her boyfriend after he decides not to take her to the airport.

A 20-year-old Northern Ireland man broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.15 seconds. Enjoy not dating, sir.

Woman in Japan is suspected of violating traffic law for riding an electric suitcase on the sidewalk - which reminded me of when Alfred Williams rode a motorized cooler around our old office.

Influencer was contacted by 5,000 single men after posting a boyfriend application, then she rejected them all.

Colorado issues $40 million in toll-weaving tickets in the past 9 months.