Costco has an end of times emergency food bucket. Right now, it’s $79. Makes 150 meals. That’s $.53 per meal! That’s great before Armageddon.

Alien Romulus came out with a popcorn bucket that rivals the Dune two bucket.

Home Depot is already selling their 12 foot giant skeletons.

More people wanking in public. Man in Upstate New York was on his electric scooter at his local Walmart, then started to crank one out.