I give you a Paris Olympics Update.

While Gojira played from a historic building, headless Marie Antoinettes danced along.

A man with his blue bits and pieces hanging out sang while on a table that may have been mocking the Last Supper. Some say it was a tribute to the origin of the Olympics and Greek mythology.

Bob the cap-catcher made an appearance - the lifeguard at the Olympics.

Play-by-play announcer Bob Ballard was removed from Eurosport's Olympics coverage after sexist comment. But was it?

Snoop Dogg and Mike Tirico are crushing the Olympics. (Thanks to NBC Sports for the audio)

And I may be watching the Olympics wrong.