It’s Super Bowl time! But let’s be real—who actually cares about the game? The real MVP is the food, so we’re ranking it like it's a five-star draft pick. Also, if world domination is your thing, forget armies—just send a Bronx lady, and it’s a done deal. Plus, we break down the NFL teams with the drunkest fans (spoiler: some stadiums should come with life vests) and so much more!