Guys like Jai don’t just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you’ll need a prescription. We’re also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it’s a midlife recess. Proof that it’s never too late to learn something ridiculous. Plus, a whole lot more chaos where that came from!

Cane’s old partner in crime, Altar Boy, makes his grand comeback—and he’s spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he’s graysexual… but let’s be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America’s favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a realignment literally nobody asked for. Oh, and that’s just the warm-up. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE CHAOS!

The worst songs of all time? Easy — anything in the Folk Pop category, because those cheerful strums are plucking our last nerve. Has Taylor and Travis finally converted Cane into a Swiftie? And remember, professional wrestling never gets old—unlike that folk pop playlist—PLUS a whole lot more!

Just when you thought you’d seen everything, the Philadelphia Eagles go and hire new cheerleaders that are practically a gift-wrapped roast for Giants fans. Meanwhile, Cardi B’s catching heat for fat-shaming one of her own fans—because apparently Grammy wins don’t come with a PR manual. Plus, we tackle the phrases that even full-grown adults still can’t pronounce without sweating… and so much more chaos where that came from!

We need to end tattletale culture, and Cane got got yet again by more internet fakery PLUS much more!

Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises’ weren’t exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it’s Tuesday, you’re getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee’s done brewing. AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE

Today’s show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!

A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.

After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things:
1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.
2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.

And that’s just the tip of the toilet tank — there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from!

From Music to movies, we don't even know what's real anymore because AI is taking over.

Meanwhile, Little Miss Bronze Goddess is getting a spray tan before she loses her baby teeth. Is her mom a hero for nurturing a future pageant queen — or should Child Protective Services pack their bags? Honestly, the Academy and the county jail are both on standby.

We’re also back with your problematic fave: Is It Racist? If you have to Google it, yeah, probably. But we’ll still argue about it for 20 minutes because who doesn’t love a little light racial tension with their morning coffee?

BREAKING: Cane takes the bait again—duped by another social media troll. Someone get this man a helmet and a fact-checker.

Meanwhile, in industries ranked by overall chaos and irrelevance, radio just claimed the crown. Congrats, radio—you're officially the Florida Man of media.

And guess who's back? Kevan Kenney returns for another heated round of “Talk Sh*t to Jai”—because why have a healthy debate when you can just roast your friends?

All this and plenty more nonsense you didn’t ask for but won’t want to miss.