It’s “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you’ve ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that’s just the beginning!

We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it’s definitely the director’s cut.
Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane’s legendary d-bag moments.
Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!

The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!

Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦

All that… and way too much more!

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight.
And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing.

Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big.
Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left?

And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”
like glasses that don’t fog up while reading in the shower.
Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you’re doing that, I don’t think steam’s your biggest problem.

Stay tuned — there’s so much more nonsense where that came from!

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase?

Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.

Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).

All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We’re asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay?
Like, if you proudly wear another man’s name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper?

We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn’t safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!”

All that… and way too much more.