Cane decided to slap some Velcro on a busted seat instead of buying a new one. Genius-level innovation or straight-up ghetto DIY? Jury’s out.

Meanwhile, we're all collectively gasping over which country actually invented stuff we use every day (spoiler: it’s never who you think). And as for her? Oh, she definitely lost her mind — but like, of course she did. She’s got that unfiltered chaos energy of a full-blooded Jersey girl.

All that, plus even more eyebrow-raising madness you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up.