Jai’s back with fresh tales from the clink—because nothing says “growth” like prison yard enlightenment. Yes, he literally took “The Truth shall set you free” for a test drive.

Meanwhile, Gen Z thinks they invented workplace hookups. Cute. Y’all are just remixing scandals your grandparents perfected—back when HR stood for “Hardly Responsible.”

And what’s on tap for our conspiracy buffet this week? Everything from Starbucks mind control to Area 51’s Airbnb potential. So grab your tinfoil hat and your iced macchiato, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PLUS, MUCH MORE!!