A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.

After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things:
1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.
2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.

And that’s just the tip of the toilet tank — there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from!