Cane & Corey

Funniest animal names you’ve ever heard… but seriously, keep your head on a swivel—because the double-chinned cave beaver is out there judging you.

Cane discovers the life-changing magic of a washcloth and immediately questions every decision he’s ever made up to this point.

And yes, everyone gets “phubed”… some more aggressively than others. No one is safe.

PLUS a bunch of other completely necessary nonsense you didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

We’ve dusted off a term so old it probably has a pension: the Clam Slam. Meanwhile, Cane is back at it, and either the multiverse is leaking or he’s definitely seeing double. Also, we’ve decided that starvation is a small price to pay to avoid the $41 Coachella pizza slice—unless that crust is stuffed with literal gold and a VIP pass. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Britney Trumpy guest hosts and schools the boys in how to treat a lady, real or AI, and Initials Game!

Cane is back on his nonsense—last time it was a spoon, now he’s apparently opened a portal to an alternate timeline like he’s got a side hustle in multiverse travel. Along the way, we discover Mozart was just as unhinged as the rest of us. Also, picture this: an entire train evacuated… because someone let one rip. Yes, this may or may not have gone down at Disney.

And that’s just the beginning—there’s a whole lot more chaos where that came from.

It's a free for all Friday and this week we have a Better Half Battle. Cane and BFR VS. Cousin Rick and Nuzzin. Things get NUTS!! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Breaking news: apparently we’re now expected to tip DJs like they just performed open-heart surgery. Also, Jai? Still a world-class D-bag—some traditions never die.

In other terrifying updates, there’s allegedly some aggressive, headline-grabbing “ass-eating bacteria” sweeping the nation (who approved this naming, honestly?), so maybe just… sit carefully.

And if you’re trying to keep your relationship alive, experts everywhere are now recommending the mysterious “6–7 method.” No one knows what it is, but it sounds important, so you better start doing it immediately.

PLUS MUCH MORE! (Because things clearly weren’t chaotic enough already.)

We crack open a brand-new conspiracy - this time starring pandas (yes, the fluffiest suspects yet ). Also, serious question: how did that guy even manage to shoot the gun?? And we pose the question make an only fans to make $100 million...Jai says "Yes, Please!". And that’s just the beginning… buckle up.

A surprisingly large percentage of men have nicknames for their penis…so the question is: which one of us calls ours “The Little Warrior”?

We also tackle the age-old debate: Does pretty privilege really exist? Because according to our field research…it absolutely does not apply at Home Depot.

Plus we discuss why former baseball star Darryl Strawberry may also hold the title of “The Three-Minute Man.”

All that and a whole lot more questionable life discussions coming your way!

Just because we think they smell funny doesn’t automatically make us xenophobic… right? …Right??

Ever wondered what a Neanderthal actually sounded like? Well, buckle up - we’re crossing that prehistoric bridge together!

And in a shocking turn of events (absolutely no one is surprised), Jai wins yet again at Butt Hurt!

Plus… plenty more questionable discoveries along the way!

Jai casually mentions he’s heading to his son’s class to do a wholesome little reading session… and somehow Cane turns it into a full-blown nightclub appearance.

And because no episode is complete without absolute chaos, Cane dives headfirst into another conspiracy theory — but this time Taylor Swift is somehow involved. (We’re not saying she’s behind everything… but we’re not not saying it either.)

PLUS a whole lot more nonsense you definitely didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.