It’s Super Bowl time! But let’s be real—who actually cares about the game? The real MVP is the food, so we’re ranking it like it's a five-star draft pick. Also, if world domination is your thing, forget armies—just send a Bronx lady, and it’s a done deal. Plus, we break down the NFL teams with the drunkest fans (spoiler: some stadiums should come with life vests) and so much more!

The legendary game of Butt Hurt returns, and—shockingly—the filthiest person on the show snags the crown (again). Meanwhile, a time traveler pops in with some delightfully depressing predictions for 2025. And if you think you know the best NFL cities, think again—because this list is wilder than a tailgate at 9 AM. All that and a whole lot more chaos coming your way!

Blisteringly bold hot takes that weirdly make sense—because, let’s be real, pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. We also tackle life’s biggest mysteries, like the exact square footage of toilet paper needed to avoid an unplanned finger dip, and of course, we investigate the DC plane crash with the depth of a YouTube conspiracy rabbit hole. Buckle up, because there’s way more where that came from!

The "I don't believe in love" Cane might have just found the one... in Shop Rite of all places. Because nothing says romance like the frozen veggie aisle. Also, Philly fans have once again proven they’re the undisputed worst—congrats, guys! And here’s a real challenge: no handy business for a month. Would you even attempt it? Doctors say you really shouldn’t (but hey, we’re not judging). All this and so much more chaos coming your way!

Joe Exotic thinks he deserves a spot on the pardon list (because why not?), products so bad even Jai wouldn’t endorse them, and rumor has it Jennifer Aniston might have a new boo... any guesses? All this and way more chaos coming your way!

The owner of the iconic Stress Factory comedy club and all-around hilarious guy, Vinnie Brand, crashes the show to chat about everything comedy. We even convince him to play Read My Lips—because, fun fact, the man’s actually deaf—PLUS a whole lot more laughs and chaos!

The healthiest fast food choices—yeah, we’re skeptical too. Mark Zuckerberg is human like the rest of us (just ask Jeff Bezos). And we debut a thrilling new game, What Are the Odds? Spoiler: they’re not in Jai's favor. Plus, SO MUCH MORE!

The least-licked spots on the body (because seriously, who's out here licking eyelids?), three words that turn up the heat in the bedroom, and why a 13-year-old's bucket list absolutely puts most adults to shame... all that and a whole lot more hilarity coming your way!

She broke a record and maybe other things while doing it, we all agree that the comments are better than the actual video sometimes and rejected license plates....leave it to Florida PLUS much more!!

We have a debate on whether all poop is created equal...Jai doesn't think so, stats about your life you would want to know after death and Brook Shields is mad at her doctor but hey she is tight again PLUS much more!