Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦

All that… and way too much more!

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight.
And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing.

Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big.
Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left?

And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”
like glasses that don’t fog up while reading in the shower.
Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you’re doing that, I don’t think steam’s your biggest problem.

Stay tuned — there’s so much more nonsense where that came from!

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase?

Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.

Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).

All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We’re asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay?
Like, if you proudly wear another man’s name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper?

We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn’t safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!”

All that… and way too much more.

And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.

It’s Jai’s birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it’s not your business. All that chaos and so much more!

The end is near — Cane is officially on Taylor Swift's side. We never thought we’d live to see it.

Then we debut our brand-new game: “Does This Turn Jai On?” (Spoiler: the answer is probably yes, because he’s a menace.)

Plus, the glorious return of “Wrong Answers Only”, and way too much laughter for one episode.

Buckle up. It’s chaos time.