Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises’ weren’t exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it’s Tuesday, you’re getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee’s done brewing. AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE

Today’s show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!

A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.

After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things:
1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.
2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.

And that’s just the tip of the toilet tank — there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from!

From Music to movies, we don't even know what's real anymore because AI is taking over.

Meanwhile, Little Miss Bronze Goddess is getting a spray tan before she loses her baby teeth. Is her mom a hero for nurturing a future pageant queen — or should Child Protective Services pack their bags? Honestly, the Academy and the county jail are both on standby.

We’re also back with your problematic fave: Is It Racist? If you have to Google it, yeah, probably. But we’ll still argue about it for 20 minutes because who doesn’t love a little light racial tension with their morning coffee?

BREAKING: Cane takes the bait again—duped by another social media troll. Someone get this man a helmet and a fact-checker.

Meanwhile, in industries ranked by overall chaos and irrelevance, radio just claimed the crown. Congrats, radio—you're officially the Florida Man of media.

And guess who's back? Kevan Kenney returns for another heated round of “Talk Sh*t to Jai”—because why have a healthy debate when you can just roast your friends?

All this and plenty more nonsense you didn’t ask for but won’t want to miss.

Today we discovered who's the filthiest of us all—and let's just say the results were...horrifying. Corey's our here causing marital riff and Cane realized you can get more than just divine inspiration on his prayer app, and that’s just the beginning. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, it’s hilarious—and yes, it’s probably NSFW. You’ve been warned.

Cane decided to slap some Velcro on a busted seat instead of buying a new one. Genius-level innovation or straight-up ghetto DIY? Jury’s out.

Meanwhile, we're all collectively gasping over which country actually invented stuff we use every day (spoiler: it’s never who you think). And as for her? Oh, she definitely lost her mind — but like, of course she did. She’s got that unfiltered chaos energy of a full-blooded Jersey girl.

All that, plus even more eyebrow-raising madness you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up.

Jai’s back with fresh tales from the clink—because nothing says “growth” like prison yard enlightenment. Yes, he literally took “The Truth shall set you free” for a test drive.

Meanwhile, Gen Z thinks they invented workplace hookups. Cute. Y’all are just remixing scandals your grandparents perfected—back when HR stood for “Hardly Responsible.”

And what’s on tap for our conspiracy buffet this week? Everything from Starbucks mind control to Area 51’s Airbnb potential. So grab your tinfoil hat and your iced macchiato, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PLUS, MUCH MORE!!

With Cane off serenading the fish and Corey off discovering himself (or maybe just airport bars), Kevan Kenney slides into the co-host seat like it’s hot. It’s Kevan and Jai 2.0 – now with more conspiracy theories, questionable crotch commentary, and primetime reboot rants than your grandma’s group chat.

Will they behave? Unlikely.
Will it get weird? Oh, absolutely.

Tune in for chaos, confusion, and a splash of Cane’s questionable legacy.

Warning: Say These Phrases to a Woman Only If You’ve Updated Your Will
We’ve officially entered the danger zone, folks. Not only are there things you should never say to a woman unless you enjoy living recklessly, but now even nursery rhymes are getting the “woke” remix.

Meanwhile, the question burning up the internet isn’t whether Taylor and Travis are married—it’s whether literally anyone still cares.

All that, plus a whole lot more eyebrow-raising absurdity you didn’t know you needed today