Cane & Corey

The grossest story ever told… and somehow it comes from the LAST person you’d ever suspect. We also dive into the kind of thoughts that should probably stay locked in your brain forever because saying them out loud could get you legally disowned by society. Plus, we attempt to uncover what Jai’s actual job is… and after a full investigation, we’re still not convinced he has one. AND somehow, there’s even more chaos after that

Also, it turns out size matters when it comes to whether a mermaid can float.

Plus, science, books, and horse farts...Cool or Not Cool?

Cane had an absolutely unhinged weekend hopping the friendly skies — somewhere between TSA and “Sir, we’re gonna need to ask you a few questions.” His bingo card was chaos: delayed flights, questionable decisions, and conversations that definitely should’ve stayed in the group chat.

This episode goes completely off the rails as we discuss masturbation and the strangest places we’ve ever handled “personal business.” Plus, the Kevin Hart Roast jokes that got CUT were somehow way funnier than the ones that actually made it on stage.

And somehow… it only gets weirder from there. PLUS MUCH MORE!

Plus "cool" is still slang we use, but we need to bring back "giggle water" and "pants gravy!"

It's just another day in Cane's Life where he has dreams about Corey!

We all collectively agree Sydney Sweeney can do no wrong—honestly, even her farts probably smell like vanilla cupcakes.

Also… is that tree actually moving, or is this guy just experiencing premium, top-shelf enlightenment?

And Cane… does he have mouse finger, or is that just the long-term effects of a committed relationship with one-ply toilet paper?

Move over, bar trivia—there’s a new ruler of the nightlife kingdom, and it’s Nude Drawing Nights. Yes, folks, pencils up, clothes… optional, dignity… negotiable.

Also, shoutout to those legendary Kmart commercials—nothing will ever top the joy of proudly announcing you “shipped your pants” in public. Truly a simpler, weirder time.

And brace yourselves… because World War Eleven is apparently on deck. We skipped a few sequels, but hey, who’s counting?

PLUS: even more after-dark chaos, questionable decisions, and stories you’ll only half remember. Buckle up.

Just when you think you’ve officially heard everything, someone hits you with, “Hey… wanna eat a Kentucky Klondike bar?”

Then somehow it escalates into us taking a quiz about things we’ve done in the bedroom… and Jai really had the audacity to say “no” to one of them. Suspicious. Very suspicious.

And that’s only the beginning—because apparently this conversation had no brakes. Stay tuned… it only gets weirder.

What happened to the show!