Move over, bar trivia—there’s a new ruler of the nightlife kingdom, and it’s Nude Drawing Nights. Yes, folks, pencils up, clothes… optional, dignity… negotiable.

Also, shoutout to those legendary Kmart commercials—nothing will ever top the joy of proudly announcing you “shipped your pants” in public. Truly a simpler, weirder time.

And brace yourselves… because World War Eleven is apparently on deck. We skipped a few sequels, but hey, who’s counting?

PLUS: even more after-dark chaos, questionable decisions, and stories you’ll only half remember. Buckle up.