Cane & Corey

The Gross and Absurd, James Franco being stalked by an alien, and excuse me, sir, that's not what dog food is for.

We call out our guest for the fast talking and run on sentences. He was on something and Cane thinks it's the white stuff! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Another FFAF (Free For All Friday) where its discovered that someone on the show has shaved another man's....what?? It's totally not gay, though, as you'll hear. Plus, and this is YUGE, Cousin Rick shares the secret to success, and it's something EVERY man can do!

Too Short Shirt Guy, Slopey Sales, Matchy, and No Underpants Guy got off easy compared to Cane, although it does make sense. Plus, No Underpants Guy makes his weenis impossible to notice, but is it sus to look?

ALSO, rowing from Cali to Hawaii is nothing compared to these jugglers.

Corey accidentally showed us what he's been watching on his phone... and let's just say his algorithm deserves its own investigation.

We also try to figure out how Dave Portnoy can have all that money and still behave like... well, Dave Portnoy.

Then Cane drops the hottest take of the year by claiming Corey Feldman has actually gotten better. At that point, we seriously considered staging an intervention.

Plus a whole lot more chaos you won't want to miss!

And pictures of Shrek and Fiona from Shrek 5 have been released, and the internet is pissed that Fiona is pretty now, because of course they are. But wait, is there even a difference? Plus we break down the 10 HOUR affair that is Taylor Swift's wedding.

Corey poses the question....sometimes dick parenting pays off? Also, Supergirl is a bomb because nobody believes in lady superheroes, and she's a selfish Gen Z'er anyway, so the whole premise is totally unbelievable.

Former baseball player Aubrey Huff angered many with his LGBTQ comments, but is he wrong? Names that pretty much determine your weight, and it's never ok to hit a woman, but we might have found an exception.

Plus, if you save a pool chair with a towel and go back to your room to sleep more, are you a douchebag or crafty? Who did it better, Norway fans or Vikings fans? Corey translates British slang.

We share our crushed dreams in a more intimate, abbreviated show. Jai joins by phone and manages to offend almost everybody in a mere twenty minutes.