Cane & Corey

Plus, we discuss the best chick fight ever, (thanks Knicks parade), World Cup tourists falling in love with America gives us hope, and why a little baseball team named the York Revolution is about to sell a lot of jerseys.

Also, can someone come get Clavicular and his minions and take their "maxxing, mogging" butts far, far away? World Cup highs and lows, and we need to have a word with Google Images. It thinks Corey looks like Sam Smith, and he's not happy. The rest of us think it's hilarious.

A near-death experience turns into an absolute banger, and Cane's latest song proves trauma really does pay royalties. Cane also finally admits that fandom is kind of ridiculous (welcome to the club). Plus, we break down what might be the greatest UFC post-fight speech of all time. Bad decisions, great music, flying fists, and much more!

HelloFresh has somehow turned customer retention into an extreme sport. At this point, all we can do is raise a glass and say, “Bottoms up.” And Jai is back, and so is everyone's favorite pastime: a spirited round of "Utter Nonsense" PLUS MUCH MORE!

Boners are great, but not when they keep you "up" all night, plus, how much is too much to spend on Knicks playoff tickets? $5000 perhaps? That's not too much for Corey, is it?

"Dat bit tuff" is the new saying, apparently...and what happens to the poor trapped sperm when you get your tubes tied? We get all science-y and learn the gross answer on the fly.

Plus, Jai fondly remembers his "bricking" days, and a Listener Am I a Dbag for the ages.

Plus, angry wheelchair guy goes off on the fats, and Corey walks you through his "first time."

The comments section never disappoints—especially when there’s absolutely no chance these are actual band names.

Meanwhile, Cane chooses breathing over Sydney Sweeney?!? We have questions. Lots of questions.

And a proposed men's bathroom layout has the ladies up in arms (and probably forming a committee).

PLUS: more questionable decisions, more internet chaos, and much more!

Most of us just think these things… but Jai? Jai says them out loud with the confidence of a man who’s never met consequences.

Normal everyday actions that become so painfully embarrassing....never snore on a plane!

And honestly, he should probably stick to football… because judging by the results, absolutely nothing is ‘cooking’ for him in college.

PLUS so much more chaos nobody asked for… but somehow we all needed.